James Aaron Quotes in I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006)

Beth: Yeah, I used to be chubby when I was a little girl.

James Aaron: Yes, but I'm not a little girl.

Beth: No, you're a big girl.

James Aaron: A big pretty girl.

Beth: Big, pretty girl wanna go for a walk?

Mrs. Aaron: You're not gonna wear that shirt, are you?

James Aaron: Don't you see that's not even a question?

Mrs. Aaron: That shirt makes you look fat.

James Aaron: That's because I am fat.

Mrs. Aaron: You're not fat!

James Aaron: If anything, I make the shirt look fat!

Beth: James, you ever give a girl a hoagie shack?

James Aaron: [Confused] Huh? A "hoagie shack"? What's that?

Beth: That's when you take your wiener and you sandwich it between the bosoms of a lady...

James Aaron: [Taken aback] I sandwich my wiener between the bosoms of a lady?

Beth: Exactly. Yeah! You're a guy... You never had a nice little old-fashioned hoagie shack?

James Aaron: [Exasperated] Where do you get this stuff from?

Beth: Mmm. I want someone to eat cheese with.

James Aaron: [Excitedly] That's what I want! That's so simple. That's perfect. Although I'd probably prefer rice pudding. I love - I'm telling you, you have no idea what you're missing. It's so good.

Beth: You wanna' come with me to buy some underwear?

James Aaron: [Excitedly] I was just thinking that!