Jamarcus Quotes in The Watch (2012)

Jamarcus: I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighbourhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls.

Franklin: I'm also interested in that happening to me.

Jamarcus: Can I just say, Bob, that these are the shits?

Franklin: Just "the shit."

Jamarcus: These are just shit.

Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.

Manfred: Fuck you, curly!

Jamarcus: It's OK. Touch my goo, Bob!