Jake Iverson Quotes in With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Jason McClure: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?

Abby McClure: Go! Get moving!

Jake Iverson: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.

Cleo: [seductively] Want to help with my garden?

Jake Iverson: No, Cleo, I think it's real bad luck to go digging around in somebody else's garden.

Cleo: [approaches Jake getting out of his car] Oh, Jake... Well, howdy, neighbor.

Jake Iverson: [caught by surprise] Oh, Hi, Cleo...

Cleo: Sorry I haven't been over lately. I've been in Mexico - getting a divorce.

Cleo: [Cleo then notices Abby getting out of the car] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.

Jake Iverson: No, no, I'm not... Abby, this is Mrs. Ruskin. She's my... it's the neighbor - next door.

Jake Iverson: [to Cleo] This is Abby, my wife.

Cleo: Well, I just, uh, *happened* to be walking down the street...

Abby McClure: It's a nice night for streetwalking, yeah...

Cleo: She *is* your wife, isn't she?

Jason McClure: [the dogs are barking at each other] Mr. Iverson, you know what? Our dog hates your dog.

Jake Iverson: No, they're just talking when they bark like that. They'll get to like each other all right.