Jade Quotes in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

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Jade Quotes:

  • Jade: Of all the horrors darkness holds; to die alone, that is my worst fear.

  • Jade: It is not my fault. I did everything you ordered.

    Shao Kahn: It was your job to lure them to an ambush. If they have escaped, then you failed me!

    Jade: We could never have stopped them alone.

    Sindel: Listen to her. She speaks the truth. We would have died trying.

    Shao Kahn: You... you're already dead.

  • [Jax shakes Jade's hand, obviously blown away by her good looks]

    Jax: You got an incredible set of legs... for kicking I mean.

    Jade: [looks at him]

  • Jade: How can you hope to defeat Shao Kahn when I alone am too much for you!

  • Jade: Don't be so harsh to judge others Gabriel, you haven't been here long enough to earn that right...

  • Gabriel: I missed you.

    Jade: You missed Amietiel not me.

  • Jade: You don't get it, do you, Gabe? Everything here works against us. We fall pray to the things we never knew existed. Fear, hate, all of these things, that make all of them stronger.

    Jade: The city itself is their best defense.

    [looks at him]

    Jade: What are you thinking about?

    Gabriel: I think I'm hungry.

  • Gabriel: Do you know who served us?

    Jade: [looks at him] Does he seem familiar?

    [Gabriel shakes his head]

    Jade: Well he's been here a long time.

    [looks at Gabriel, thinks for a moment]

    Jade: That's Ithuriel, another who surrender to the fear. And after he heard of my fate, he choose exile over confrontation.

    Gabriel: [shaking his head] I can't...

    Jade: [cuts Gabriel off, lowers her voice] Don't be so harsh to judge others Gabriel. You haven't been here long enough to earn that right.

    Gabriel: I don't intend to either.

  • Monk With No Name: Somehow I sense he has potential.

    Jade: Really? I sense he's mostly full of s***.

    Monk With No Name: But rich manure can fertilize fields which will feed millions.

  • Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.

    Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?

    Jade: They said I married her for her money.

    Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?

    [laughs]

  • Jade: [referring to man doing handstand on skateboard] Hang on Rowdy. We got some nutcase in front of us.

    Rowdy Abilene: Man...he must be smoking some heavy doobies.

  • Rowdy Abilene: Jade, how bad you hit?

    Jade: [with bullet hole in chest] I've been better.

  • Jade: [looking at exploded sex doll] A bazooka, Rowdy?

    Rowdy Abilene: It's the only gun I can hit a moving target with.

  • Jade: Hi, I'm Jade. Welcome to Chick Planet Massage! Please take a look at today's Pussy Eater's special which is good all day until closing time.

    Doc Sportello: How much is it?

    Jade: $14.95.

    Doc Sportello: Errr, not that $14.95 ain't a totally groovy price, but I'm really trying to locate this guy who works for Mr. Wolfmann?

    Jade: Oh, does he eat pussy?

    Doc Sportello: A fella by the name of Glenn Charlock?

    Jade: Oh sure, Glenn! He comes in here. He eats pussy!

  • Jade: What are you gonna do to us?

    Chucky: Funny you should ask.

    Tiffany: These bodies are okay. But they're like apartments were just renting. But now we're movin' on up.

    Chucky: Like George and Weezy.

    Tiffany: And we're lookin' to buy.

    Chucky: And you know what they say about real estate - Location, location, location. Well, you guys are in the right place at the wrong time.

    ChuckyTiffany: [both giggle]

  • Chucky: [Jade is in the grave, trying to open the coffin] Hurry up!

    Jade: I'm trying, you fucking midget!

  • Jade: This is a new low.

    Chief Warren Kincaid: For you too. Get in the car.

  • Jade: Bite me.

  • Jade: My parents liked all my friends.

  • David: [Jade calls David from the motel] Hello?

    Jade: David, it's me.

    David: Jade. Where are you?

    Jade: Niagara. The Honeymoon Suites Motel, which believe me is worse than it sounds.

    David: Are you okay?

    Jade: No, I'm married.

  • Jade: [Jesse and Jade are running from the motel after they discover the murders] I can't do this.

    Jesse: What?

    Jade: I can't go with you, Jesse. Not any more.

    Jesse: Oh, man. I'm glad you said that first.

    Jade: Why?

    Jesse: Jade, this is too much for me. I love you, I will always love you, but there is a limit to how much I can take.

    Jade: Would you please stop talking to me like I'm the one who's crazy? You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!

    Jesse: You mean *multiple* murderer!

    Jade: So you admit it?

    Jesse: No, I don't!

    Jade: I can't take this shit any more!

    [David appears in the car window]

    Jade: Aaaahhhh!

  • Candi: If they get married, I'll do the shower.

    Jade: I'll do the pictures.

    Roxana: I do groomsmen.

  • Amanda: Why are you talking to your therapist about me?

    Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.

  • Jade: I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.

  • Jade: Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.

  • Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.

    Roxana: Ew!

    Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?

  • Jade: So Mr. Alfredo, you need models?

    Alfredo: Well what the hell have I been saying?

    Roxana: Well what the hell do we look like?

  • Jade: Not one step further. This place is filthy.

  • Roxana: Isn't that the new CK girl?

    Jade: Uh-huh. She's cute.

    Holly: You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars.

    Amanda: She looks fourteen, though.

    Holly: Hello?

    RoxanaJadeHolly: She's twelve.

  • Jade: [leaning out the bathroom window, gasping for air] Let me just say, if he hadn't wash his hands this investigation would be over... Right here!

  • Linda: [referring to Joey] Should he be driving?

    Jade: No.

    [snorts some cocaine]

    Jade: I'll drive.

    Jack: It's the drugs that hold Joey together. Right burly man?

    Joey: Oh yeah!

  • Jack: Yo guys, watch out for booby traps!

    Ivan: Watch out for what?

    Jack: Booby traps.

    Jade: What? Where?

    Ivan: What fucking booby...

    [a redneck throws a bottle at Ivan's head]

  • Joey: Welcome to Free Love Festival, where America's best and brightest come to celebrate...

    Jade: Freedom?

    Joey: Yes! Freedom to do drugs - lots of fucking drugs!

  • Jade: Since when does P.C. Simpson take "no" for an answer?

    P. C. Simpson: Will you stay the night with me?

    Jade: No.

  • Jade: Some flowers bloom at night.

  • Jade: Do you always eat your meat that bloody?

    The Photographer: Yes, blood is good. It's good for you. Blood contains iron, and you need iron to reproduce new blood cells. See, that's the problem with women. Women have an iron deficiency...

    [Charlotte giggles]

    The Photographer: ... among other things. Women need iron more than men. It's ironic. Women suck blood out of men every day. But at the end of every month, it leaks out. It's just punishment. So, want some ice cream tonight?

  • The Photographer: What happens to you when you die?

    Jade: You just rot away.

    The Photographer: And you believe that?

    Jade: Yea, I guess.

    The Photographer: Remind me to take your picture sometime.

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