Jacob Kowalski Quotes in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)


Jacob Kowalski Quotes:

  • Jacob Kowalski: Newt, I don't think I'm dreaming.

    Newt Scamander: What gave it away?

    Jacob Kowalski: I ain't got the brains to make this up.

  • Jacob Kowalski: I love house elves. My uncle is a house elf.

  • Newt Scamander: [hands Jacob a helmet] Put this on.

    Jacob Kowalski: But why would I have to wear something like this?

    Newt Scamander: Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.

  • Jacob Kowalski: Did you say school? Is there a school? A wizardry school here? In America?

    Queenie: Of course - Ilvermorny! It's only the best wizard school in the whole world!

    Newt Scamander: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts!

    Queenie: [Incredulous and semi-insulted] *Hogwash!*

  • Jacob Kowalski: I'm sure people like you, too.

    Newt Scamander: No, not really. I'm annoying.

  • Jacob Kowalski: What did you do today, Jacob? I was inside a suitcase.

  • Jacob Kowalski: Aww, I wanna be a wizard.

  • Jacob Kowalski: You're not going to obliviate me?

    Queenie: Of course not. You're one of us now.

  • Jacob Kowalski: [yells to Newt while holding an egg] Hey! Mr. English Guy! I think your egg is hatched.

    [Newt pulls Jacob forward with his wand and vanishes]

  • Jacob Kowalski: Tell me-has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

    Newt Scamander: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

  • Jacob Kowalski: [about to lose his memory] It's okay... I was never even supposed to be here, I mean Newt only kept me around because... Hey, Newt, why did you keep me around?

    Newt Scamander: Because I like you, Jacob. Because you're my friend.

  • Jacob Kowalski: We have a plan, right guys?

    Newt Scamander: They need our help.

  • [last lines]

    Female Bakery Customer: [Jacob Kowalski now has his own bakery, "Kowalski." He is surrounded by pastries which resemble the magical creatures he encountered on his journey with Newt Scamander] Where'd you get your ideas from, Mr. Kowalski?

    Jacob Kowalski: I don't know. I don't know.


    Jacob Kowalski: They just come. Here you go. Don't forget this. Enjoy. Hey! Hendry.

    [hands a staffer some keys]

    Jacob Kowalski: Storage, all right? Thanks, pal.

    [the doorbell jingles and Jacob turns to see an alluring woman. It's Queenie, who turns to smile at him. Though all his memory of her is supposed to be erased, something sparks in his eyes which may be recognition. He scratches the back of his head and smiles]

  • Queenie: I'll come with you. We'll go somewhere. We'll go anywhere. See, I ain't never gonna find anyone like you.

    Jacob Kowalski: There's loads like me.

    Queenie: No. No. There's only one like you.

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