Jaco Quotes in Dragon Ball Z: Doragon bôru Z - Fukkatsu no 'F' (2015)

[English dub]

Jaco: Look, I already told you. I'm a super-elite Galatic Patrolman. Now, go and get Bulma for me.

Female Receptionist: And like I keep telling you, Bulma won't take visitors without an appointment.

Jaco: [bangs on the table] You foolish human, do you have any idea how far I've come to tell her the Earth is in danger?

Dr. Briefs: Oh! Taco, Long time no see.

Jaco: Not Taco, Jaco!

Dr. Briefs: Well, either way, it's been a long time. So, what do you say, Paco? How about I show you my beautiful goldfish?

Jaco: A fish made of gold?

[English dub]

Bulma: [grabbing the glass of strawberry sundae] Oh, Whis! Hello? Where are you, Whis? I've got a strawberry sundae right here. If you want it, You better come down and eat it before the sun melts it. It's a hot day today.

Jaco: Dessert? Really? I just told you Frieza's back.

Bulma: Trust me, this is the best way to get his attention. I need details, how long until Frieza gets here?

Jaco: I'd say about in an hour or so.

Bulma: [angry, yells] You jerk! Why didn't you say that? Now I have no time to warn anyone who could help!

[gives sundae to Jaco, walks away]

Jaco: So rude.

[English dub]

Piccolo: How's that possible? Frieza's more monstrous than ever. But, Goku hasn't taken a single blow.

Jaco: I feel like I'm stuck in some kind of bizarro nightmare. How come one earthling have that much strength?

Bulma: Well, he grew up here. But, he is a Saiyan, you know.

Jaco: You're obviously joking. The Saiyans were a brutal warrior race driven to extinction, There can't be one here.

Bulma: It's true. Actually, my husband's also a Saiyan, too.

Jaco: [exclaims, shocked] Two Saiyans? Aw, come on. I'll pretend I didn't hear that. It was my job to keep this world Saiyan free. That would be way too much paperwork.