Jackson Two-Bears Quotes in Cat Ballou (1965)

Jackson Two-Bears: Kid, Kid, what a time to fall off the wagon. Look at your eyes.

Kid Sheleen: What's wrong with my eyes?

Jackson Two-Bears: Well they're red, bloodshot.

Kid Sheleen: You ought to see 'em from my side.

Jackson Two-Bears: He's a murderer, a hired killer. His nose was bit off in a fight.

Frankie Ballou: If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him!

Cat: Jackson, what's happening?

Jackson Two-Bears: It's ghost sickness.

Cat: What's that?

Jackson Two-Bears: In this Indian religion, see, we believe what the gods did when they made a man crazy was they made him fall in love.

[Jackson slugs Clay]

Clay Boone: Well, what was that for?

Jackson Two-Bears: Well, everyone else was doin' it. I got the right to share in the fun without regard to race, creed or color according to the Fourteenth Amendment.

Cat: What am I gonna do?

Jackson Two-Bears: They got a gun fighter. You get a gun fighter.

Jackson Two-Bears: [after slugging someone during a brawl] Sholom Aleichem!

Jackson Two-Bears: Don't call me 'Lo'!

Cat: Jackson?

Jackson Two-Bears: Yeah...?

Cat: Oh, Jackson.