Jackson Quotes in Logan (2017)

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  • Jackson: [after X-24 reveals his claws] What in high...

    [X-24 slices his head off]

  • John Matrix: Keep an eye out, they'll be coming. You're downwind, the air currents might tip them off

    Jackson: Downwind?

    [looks at Matrix like he's crazy]

    Jackson: You think I could smell them coming?

    John Matrix: I did.

  • Official: [after performing the Dim Mak] We honor your invitation.

    Jackson: No shit you honor his invitation.

    Chong Li: Very good. But brick not hit back!

  • [first lines]

    Boxer: Jackson, you going to go to Hong Kong?

    Jackson: I love anything full contact. I need a few more scars on my face.

    Boxer: But I heard you can get killed at that Kumite.

    Jackson: Only if you fuck up.

  • [Frank has just won his first fight in record time]

    Jackson: His first fight in the kumite and he broke the fucking world record!

  • Jackson: Choose a brick. I know, bottom one, right?

    [Jackson takes a deep breath and smashes the top brick. Dusting off the bottom one, he holds it up]

    Jackson: See? Not a scratch on it.

    Official: [chuckles] Not Dim Mak.

    Jackson: Yeah? Well, neither is this.

    [Jackson smashes the brick against his forehead]

    Jackson: [giving the pieces to the official] For you.

  • Victor: Now remember, it's full contact. There are three ways to win. One, You knock your opponent out. Two, the other guy quits, and shouts 'Matte.' It's like saying 'Uncle.' Three, You throw the fucker right off the runway!

    Jackson: Piece o' cake.

  • Jackson: Time to separate the men from the boys.

    Victor: Just be sure Chong Li doesn't separate your head from your body.

  • Jackson: [Frank is doing splits between two chairs] That hurts me just lookin' at it. You'd better stop doing that. You might wanna have kids one of these days. Are you ready?

    Frank Dux: I am ready!

  • Jackson: Mm mm mm, what ever happened to "never date a cop?"

    Caroline: Who said anything about a date...

  • Jackson: Listen to what I'm saying. With your skills, we could make some easy money.

    Joe: Jackson, I don't want to fight, I hate crowds, and I don't need money.

  • Joe: Don't push it.

    Jackson: Good. Very good. I touched somethin'.

  • Jackson: Watchu gonna do with that hose, huh? You gonna play with yourself?

  • Jackson: Have you ever heard of ninjutsu sir?

    Colonel Hickock: What's that?

    Jackson: The secret art of assassination.

    Colonel Hickock: Yeah of course I have!

    Jackson: Well according to witnesses testimony and evidence, this massacre was the work of ninjas.

  • Jackson: You don't need money. Hey, what'cha need? Glad to see you're still human. She's cute, isn't she?

    Joe: Who?

    Jackson: Whooo? Hey look, you may have kicked my ass. But you did not make me blind.

    Joe: Jackson, she's the colonel's daughter.

    Jackson: I know, but nobody's perfect. But she is cute, isn't she? Isn't she? Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're jiggling. You're jiggling. I knew I've touched something again. Ha ha ha, yeah.

  • Jackson: Yeah, here's to the salmon. She lays two million eggs and nobody ever calls her mother.

  • Windy Turlon: We pause to observe once more the lush beauty of our Alaskan sun; to rejoice in the return of fish, flies, fowl and flower; and to welcome home our truant Tyler. Now read that back to me.

    Jackson: Tyler Dawson returned to town today. Period.

  • Windy Turlon: You know, Jackson, do you know what I consider the best liquor in the world?

    Jackson: No, but we always wondered.

    Windy Turlon: Somebody else's.

  • Jackson: Sir, Higgins has a story.

    Edwards: Well, Higgins the floor is yours.

    Higgins: This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!

    Edwards: You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story.

    Hunt: Tell him the ending, that's the best part.

    Higgins: Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God.

    Edwards: Clever twist there on the ending.

  • Sandy: By Golly, I bet it's going to be hotter then...

    Jackson: [Angrily] Mind your language!

    Sandy: I wasn't cussin'!

    Jackson: You were going to say Hell!

    Sandy: I was going to say Hades, but Hell ain't cussin', it's geography... It's the name of a place, like you might say Abilene or Salt Lake City.

    Jackson: [Taking offense] Don't you be going making any remarks about Salt Lake City!

    [Sandy turns away, but when he cinches his saddle, he purposesly bumps into Jackson, Jackson does it back, and they do it back and forth. Then they turn around and fight]

  • [last lines]

    Gabriel: All clear.

    O'ReillyJackson: [rising and gasping for breath]

    Gabriel: So, how was it?

    O'Reilly: Believe me Gabriel, you don't want to know.

    Gabriel: But it worked!

    O'Reilly: Love... worked.

    Gabriel: Amaratus pathum laborium!

    Jackson: Are we going home now?

    Gabriel: We're goin' home.

    Jackson: At last.

  • Jackson: Have you ever felt like you're not in control of your life?

  • Jackson: What the hell did you do to her?

    Robert: I punched her in the face.

    Jackson: Oh, you punched her in the face. She's half your size and you punch her in the face?

    Robert: She had a gun!

    Jackson: Oh, she had a gun! So that makes everything all right, does it?

    Robert: No, I'm not saying it makes everything all right. I'm just trying to explain to you that for all I knew, she could have been a karate expert or something.

    Jackson: With a broken arm? WITH A BROKEN ARM?

    Robert: O.K., I'm sorry.

  • [Knock on the hideout's door]

    Jackson: What is that?

    O'Reilly: Answer it, Jackson.

    Jackson: I can't do that. We're playing blackjack, she might cheat while I'm out of the room.

    [Celine, who's bound and gagged, rolls her eyes]

    O'Reilly: Fine. I'll answer the door, you play blackjack with the hostage.

  • Robert: You... you're going to kill me?

    Jackson: Yeah.

    [Robert cries hysterically]

    Robert: Well then I don't see why I should dig!

    Jackson: If you dig, I promise you when the time comes I'll shoot you through the head.

    [Robert laughs bitterly]

    Jackson: Now look, you don't like that? I can just shoot you through the testicles right now, you can bleed to death, I'll dig the grave, it's up to you.

  • O'Reilly: Our fee for the recovery of your daughter is... one hundred thousand dollars.

    Naville: That's a lot of money.

    O'Reilly: Five thousand in advance. The rest is cash on delivery - no daughter, no dough.

    Jackson: And naturally we'd operate a sliding scale, whereby if we only bring back part of your daughter, we only get part of the money.

    O'Reilly: That's enough, Jackson.

    Jackson: No, I mean if he's cut her ears off and we can't find them, we'll knock a couple thousand off the tariff. More for a limb, obviously.

    O'Reilly: Jackson.

    Jackson: Sorry.

  • Jackson: I remember the good old days. All you had to do was introduce a man and a woman, Nature did the rest. Doesn't work like that anymore. Men and women, it's all gone to shit.

    O'Reilly: Sure has.

  • [about to execute Robert]

    Jackson: I commit you to His mercy.

  • Jackson: We are from the Firm But Fair Eviction and Collection Agency. Now I, I have a list of certain items that we are empowered to collect under Federal and State law in lieu unpaid debts. And furthermore we are contracted to serve upon you notice of eviction from these here premises, uh, forthwith.

  • Jackson: I hate it down here. I hate the air, I hate the food, I hate the plumbing. I ache all over. I sweat in the heat and I ache in the cold. And why can't we stay someplace decent?

    O'Reilly: Budget doesn't cover that.

    Jackson: Exactly. Why not?

    O'Reilly: You know those mysterious ways you keep hearing about, Jackson? Well, this is one of them.

  • Jenkins: We have been together for quite some time, now; I see no reason to discontinue the association?

    Jackson: I got the idea: Pie four ways is better than no pie at all.

    Jenkins: Then we are in agreement?

    Henri: Totally, completely, in every which way.

    Babbette: Yes, yes, because pie is my most favorite dessert.

  • Jackson: Where we gonna find a toilet?

    Babbette: Everywhere, they are everywhere.

  • VanceJacksonRoscoe: I don't know, but it's been said, I don't know, but it's been said, Redneck pig's gonne end up dead! Redneck pig's gonna end up dead!

  • Barton Keyes: Have you made up your mind?

    Jackson: Mr. Keyes, I'm a Medford man - Medford, Oregon. Up in Medford, we take our time making up our minds.

    Barton Keyes: Well, we're not in Medford now, we're in a hurry.

  • Jackson: Tonight? Tomorrow morning would suit me better.

    [Smiles]

    Jackson: There's a very good osteopath in town I'd like to see before I leave.

    Barton Keyes: Osteopath. Well, just don't put her on the expense account.

  • Jackson: Mr. Keyes, I'm a Medford man. Medford, Oregon. If I say it, I mean it. If I mean it, of course I'll swear to it.

  • Jackson: These are fine cigars you smoke.

    Barton Keyes: Two for a quarter.

    Jackson: That's what I said.

  • Richards: I never have been short of birds, plenty of crumpet after me.

    Jackson: Listen to Burt Reynolds.

    Richards: Watch you mouth, Jackson.

    Jackson: The only crumpet you've had is with your fist.

  • Jackson: Oh look at that all over my hair!

    Duke: Quiet, Jackson, or do we want Mr. Teasy Weasy in there with ya?

    Jackson: Only washed it last night, Sir.

    Duke: Quiet, you little poof and keep shoveling.

  • Jackson: [to priest] Have you molested children?

    Coogan: I have.

    Jackson: What, like boys or girls?

    Coogan: Does it matter to you?

    Jackson: No.

    Coogan: Me neither.

    [scoffs]

  • Jackson: Did you ever hear of a man named Steven Danel?

    Mark Sheldon: I don't think so.

    Jackson: Well, Danel is our man. Lincoln freed the slaves. Mr. Danel is back in the trade and doing very well at it.

  • Jackson: I'm sorry babydoll I thought it was you. He was talkin' like you actin' like you.

  • Older Jeremiah: [imitating Sarah while wearing her baby doll nightie] You're so beautiful, baby doll. Thank ya, honey. Daddy's sexy girl. How's my baby doll's honey pot? I know you'll love me, Jackson.

    Jackson: What in the hell are you doing? Jesus Christ Jeremiah, what's gotten into you? Did your mother put you up to this? Is she home early? Sarah!

    Older Jeremiah: It's me, Daddy. I'm your baby girl.

    Jackson: You do look like your mother a little bit back in the day.

    Older Jeremiah: [puts his thumb in his mouth seductively]

    Jackson: Get your thumb out of your mouth! You know you ain't supposed to do that.

    Older Jeremiah: [turns around and wiggles his butt in Jackson's face]

    Jackson: There's something wrong with you, boy.

    Older Jeremiah: [jumps in Jackson's lap]

    Jackson: Lord, help me!

    Older Jeremiah: Ain't your little girl perty?

    Jackson: [offers Jeremiah his beer] You want some of this?

    Older Jeremiah: Mmm hmm.

    [drinks his beer and sighs heavily in Jackson's face]

    Jackson: [takes the beer away] That's enough.

    Older Jeremiah: Play with me. Please Daddy? Play with me.

  • Jackson: See, how do you preserve family strength? How do you keep it pure?

    Danny: How?

    Sally: We stick to our own.

  • girl: [while being threatened with a pitchfork] Ahhhhh!

    Jackson: Go ahead, scream if you'd like. To be perfectly honest, I'm really starting to get quite bored with this whole thing.

    girl: You're the guy from the pub, aren't you? The one that attacked Nick?

    Jackson: Ridiculous isn't it? I mean, I have to kill, I have no choice in the matter, but you think they'd let me try something else as well. I do have other talents as well. There's no sense in you trying to run for it, really. You'll get ten feet, and run into a branch, or stumble over a root.

    girl: [she starts running and does indeed trip and fall]

    Jackson: See! What did I tell you?

  • [Jackson grabs the nurse's thigh while being examined]

    Karen Anson: Feeling "better" aren't you, Mr. Jackson?

    Jackson: ee-YEP!

    [pause]

    Jackson: You always have to wear that "iron suit"?

    Karen Anson: [imitating Jackson] ee-YEP!

  • Jackson: Hell of a way to run a hospital.

  • Dr. Mark Hall: Tell us what happened, Mr. Jackson.

    Jackson: I don't wanna think about it.

    Dr. Mark Hall: You know what people will say: "Piedmont was bad. That's why it was punished." First the town went crazy and then was destroyed...

    Jackson: YOU'RE crazy! Folks at Piedmont was good, decent, normal folks.

    Dr. Mark Hall: The man we found all dressed up in his doughboy's uniform, you call that normal?

    Jackson: Pete Arnold, who worked at the store. It was the disease!

    Dr. Mark Hall: How do you know?

    Jackson: 'Cause the only thing wrong with him before that night was sugar.

    Dr. Mark Hall: Diabetes? Did he take insulin?

    Jackson: Couple of times a day! Hated the needle. I tried to talk him into usin' squeeze.

  • Dr. Mark Hall: Do you know the baby's name?

    Jackson: Give us a butt, first.

    Dr. Mark Hall: Smoking isn't allowed here.

    Jackson: Then, go fish.

  • Jackson: You the nurse?

    Karen Anson: Uh-huh.

    Jackson: Shoot! Can't see your legs.

  • Jackson: Hey, Doc! Ya ain't leavin' us here, are ya?

  • Jackson: [trying to tell in which grave the gold is hidden] There's no number... there's a name... it's written...

    [chokes and gasps a couple of times, then]

    Jackson: Water!

    Tuco: You talk first, I'll give you water later! Sad Hill Cemetery, okay, in the grave okay! But it must have a name or a number on it! There must be a thousand, five thousand!

  • The Priest: There's a body right outside your front door.

    Jackson: I know, I put it there.

    The Priest: I don't suppose you'd be interested in helping us with the burial?

    Jackson: What do you think? I came to dig gold, not graves.

    The Priest: Every time I meet a man like you who's alive and well, I marvel at the patience of God.

  • Blythe Remington: Zombies are getting harder and harder to find, if we're gonna continue making a living doing this, we've gotta infect our own towns, start our own plagues, spread the virus.

    Hunter Leah: You're crazy.

    Blythe Remington: You don't know what crazy is. Crazy? Crazy is when you come home, and find that your wife has been bitten, and turned into one of these things. Crazy is when you turn around, and your ten year old daughter is behind you with the flesh of her mother still in her mouth, and you have to kill her, cuz you know if you don't, she's gonna kill you. Neither of you people know crazy. *I* know crazy.

    Hunter Leah: When have you done this, Blythe?

    Blythe Remington: Twice. Once in Lost Hills.

    Hunter Leah: and the other?

    [Blythe looks out the window where there's a massive horde of the undead]

    Jackson: Shit!

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