Jack Willis Quotes in Paperback Hero (1999)
Jack Willis Quotes:
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Jack Willis: I've written a book.
Ruby Vale: What kind of book?
Jack Willis: A novel. Anyway, it's got your name on it.
Ruby Vale: What? A book with me in it?
Jack Willis: No, a book with your name on it, like on the cover.
Ruby Vale: Like I wrote it?
Jack Willis: Yeah.
Ruby Vale: Why didn't you put your own name on it?
Jack Willis: It's a... it's a... a romance novel.
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Ruby Vale: What do I know about writing? You know, I read flying manuals.
Jack Willis: Rube, this is a trashy romance novel.
Ruby Vale: You said it was romantic.
Jack Willis: Whatever. Anyway, blokes aren't meant to write them.
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Jack Willis: And you have to watch your mouth. No bloodys, buggers, Jesus...
Ruby Vale: Fuck. If I can't say bugger or Jesus, what can I say?
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Clive Rooney: [interview on tv] You've had a huge success with this romance novel of yours. What'd you do? Pulling over at truck stops, jotting it down on paper napkins?
Jack Willis: Yeah, pretty much, I was, actually.
-- Jack Willis
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