Jack Pumpkinhead Quotes in Return to Oz (1985)

Jack Pumpkinhead: If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?

Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.

Jack Pumpkinhead: [Dorothy, Tik Tok, Bellina and Jack are all flying on the Gump] Mr. Gump, can't you fly any faster?

Gump: Not unless one of you wants to jump off.

Billina: What is this, a man or a melon?

Jack Pumpkinhead: A pumpkin, if you please.

Dorothy: You're so beautiful. What's your name?

Ozma: Ozma.

Jack Pumpkinhead: MOM! My *real* mom!

[he faints into the crowd]

Jack Pumpkinhead: [the trio are assembling the Gump together, but Tik-Tok's brains are running down] Here's a broom Tik-Tok, it'll make a great tail.

Tik-Tok: Excellent. Now we must Gump the head at the front, and tie Jack's feet together.

Jack Pumpkinhead: Right. Tie my feet together

[Jack does so]

Tik-Tok: Bring that mantlepiece to the desk, and then annoint the palms!

Jack Pumpkinhead: Right, annoint the-

[Jack falls due to his feet being tied]

Tik-Tok: That is right Jack. Left, right, wrong.

Jack Pumpkinhead: What are you talking about Tik-Tok?

Tik-Tok: Little girl, squaking eggs, make chicken fly the coop.

Billina: Coop?

Jack Pumpkinhead: [to Dorothy] May I call you Mom, even if it isn't so?

Jack Pumpkinhead: [everybody's falling off the Gump and out of the sky] I'm sorry, Mom!

Dorothy: It's okay, Jack, it can't be helped now!