Jack Noah Quotes in Moon Over Parador (1988)

Jack Noah: [after being asked to be the dead dictator's imposter] Why couldn't you get Bobby DeNiro or Dustin Hoffman?

Roberto Strausmann: Not available! I would have given my right arm to work with Bobby DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman!

Jack Noah: [under his breath] They always say that about DeNiro and Hoffman.

Jack Noah: [comes out later dressed as Simms] Roberto! What happened? I must have fallen asleep in the meat locker.

Roberto Strausmann: [mouth agape at his resemblence to Simms] Bravo!

Jack Noah: [sticks out his tongue] On Bobby DeNiro!

Jack Noah: This is the worst slum I've ever seen!

Roberto Strausmann: Who sent for you?

Dieter Lopez: His Excellency.

Jack Noah: Mr. Lopez... uh... Dieter.

Dieter Lopez: These documents need your signature.

Roberto Strausmann: He has to read them first.

Dieter Lopez: But of course.

Roberto Strausmann: Leave us!

Dieter Lopez: But, these papers are very urgent, your Excellency. It's for the new dam.

Roberto Strausmann: Damn the dam! Get out!