Jack Murphy Quotes in Murphy's Law (1986)

Jack Murphy: The only law I know is "Jack Murphy's law." It's very simple. Don't *fuck* with Jack Murphy. You remember that.

Joan Freeman: Go to Hell!

Jack Murphy: Ladies first.

Jack Murphy: The only law I know is Jack Murphy's Law. That's very simple. Don't fuck with Jack Murphy. You remember that.

Arabella McGee: [Arabella is handcuffed to Jack] You snot-licking donkey fart.

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: What'ya do... rape a nun?

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: Kiss my panty hose, sperm bank.

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: Why don't you watch your asshole, asshole.

Jack Murphy: ...

Arabella McGee: Hey, pubic hair, I'm talking to you!

Jack Murphy: ...