Jack Goldwater Quotes in Lady Magdalene's (2008)
Jack Goldwater Quotes:
Angel: How do I know I can trust you?
Jack Goldwater: Hey, I work for the IRS. Who doesn't trust the IRS?
Senator Red Kensington: So let me get this straight, Agent Goldwater. All it took for you to conclude that an Arabic-looking man was an al Qaeda terrorist was that he was carrying a violin case that had already cleared airport security and that he was watching a Tom Clancy movie? And we're not supposed to think that you had racially profiled this innocent performing artist the moment you set eyes on him?
Jack Goldwater: Senator, my tactical assessment was based on a confluence of factors...
Senator Red Kensington: But you want me to believe that if another airline passenger carrying a violin case and watching an American movie had been blond and blue-eyed, you would not have profiled him as having smuggled a weapon or a bomb aboard this domestic flight between St. Louis and Las Vegas, and pounced on him as if he'd just walked out of a meeting with Osama bin Laden?
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: I assigned two previous agents to the job I'm giving you. The first agent was a Sunday school teacher and married man. Now his wife is divorcing him... his church fired him... he quit his job here... and the last I heard he joined the Branch Davidians.
Jack Goldwater: Yikes. And the second agent?
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: I tried a female agent the next time. She came to us from the ATF. She also left the IRS after being given this assignment. Frankly, I don't know what happened to her.
Jack Goldwater: Sir, where are you sending me? To audit the Scientologists?
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: That would be easy by comparison. I'm sending you to Pahrump.
Nurse Gretchen: Hi, I'm Nurse Gretchen. I'd love to give you a sponge bath.
Scheherazade: I'm Scheherazade. Let me tell you of the thousand and second night.
Pixie: I'm Pixie. Let me sprinkle my magic all over you.
Sinead: I'm Sinead, and I've broken all the rules.
Eden: I'm Eden... and I'd love to show you my garden.
Angel: I'm Angel. Like to try a few falls with me?
Jack Goldwater: Hi, I'm Jack. I'm from the government... and I'm here to help you.
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