Jack Frost Quotes in Rise of the Guardians (2012)

Jamie Bennett: What if we stop believing in you?

Jack Frost: Hey, slow down, slow down! Are you telling me to stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?

Jamie Bennett: No.

Jack Frost: Well, do you stop believing in the sun when the clouds block it out?

Jamie Bennett: No.

Jack Frost: We'll always be there, Jamie. And now, we'll always be here.

[points to Jamie's heart]

Jack Frost: Which kind of makes you a Guardian too.

[from trailer]

Jack Frost: Am I on the Naughty List?

North: Naughty List, you hold record.

[from trailer]

Jack Frost: So, the Big Four all together: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and the Easter Kangaroo.

Bunnymund: Say WHAT? I'm a bunny!

[while North is touring Jack around his home]

Jack Frost: Slow down would you, I've been trying to bust in here for years. I want a good look!

North: What do you mean 'bust in'?

Jack Frost: Don't worry, I never got past the yetis.

[turns and sees a yeti glaring at him]

Jack Frost: Oh, hey Phil.

[Phil growls menacingly and slaps a fist into his palm]

Jack Frost: [Riding North's sleigh] Check out the view from up - WOAH!

[Falls out of sight, Bunnymund panics and slowly looks over the side]

Jack Frost: Aww, you do care!

Bunnymund: Oh, rack off, ya bloody show pony!

Jack Frost: How can I know who I am, until I find out who I was?

Jamie Bennett: [to his friends] The Easter Bunny IS real!

Jack Frost: [in background] Oh, he's real all right. Real annoying, real grumpy, and REALLY full of himself!

[last lines]

Jack Frost: My name is Jack Frost. And I'm a Guardian. How do I know that? Because the moon told me so. So when the moon tells you something, believe it.

Jack Frost: You're all hard work and deadlines, and I'm all snowballs and fun times.

North: [Jack has just arrived at the North Pole] I hope the Yetis treated you well.

Jack Frost: [sarcastically] Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal!

North: Oh, good. That was my idea!

[first lines]

Jack Frost: Darkness. That's the first thing I remember. It was dark, and it was cold. And I was scared.

North: But at my center...

Jack Frost: ...there's a tiny wooden baby.

Pitch: YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME! Not forever. There will ALWAYS be fear.

North: So what? As long as ONE child believes, we will be here to fight fear.

Pitch: Oh, really? Then what are THEY doing here?

[nightmares surround guardians and Pitch]

North: Ha ha, they can't be MY nightmares. I'm not afraid.

Jack Frost: Looks like it's YOUR fear they smell.

Jamie's Mom: Jamie, hat! Don't want Jack Frost nippin' at your nose.

Jamie Bennett: Who's Jack Frost?

Jamie's Mom: No one, honey, it's just an expression.

Jack Frost: [glares] Hey!

Bunnymund: Crikey! Somebody do something.

Jack Frost: Oh, don't look at me. I'm invisible, remember?

Tooth: Don't worry, Bunny. I bet she's a fairy fan. It's okay, little one.

Sophie Bennett: Pretty.

Tooth: Oh! You know, what? I've got something for you! Here it is! Look at all the pretty teeth, with little blood and gum on them!

Sophie Bennett: [wailing]

Jack Frost: Blood and gums? When was the last time you guys actually hung out with kids?

North: We are very busy bringing joy to children. We don't have time... for children.

Bunnymund: [to Jack's collection of teeth] You call that a bag of choppers?

[holds up a larger sack]

Bunnymund: Now that's a bag of choppers!

North: Gentlemen, gentlemen. This is about Tooth, it's not the competition, but if it was...

[Pulls out a huge sack of teeth]

North: I win! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!

North: [Jamie awakened shines a flashlight on North] Oh no!

Jamie Bennett: Santa Clause? The Easter Bunny? Sandman? The Tooth Fairy! I knew you'd come!

Tooth: Surprise! We came!

[laughs]

Jack Frost: He can see us?

Bunnymund: Most of us.

[Jack is unseen by Jamie]

Jack Frost: [Jamie's dog Abby sees Bunny, growls] That's a Greyhound. Do you know what Greyhounds do to rabbits?

Bunnymund: Hah, I bet he's never met a rabbit like me! Six-foot-one, nerves of steel, master of Tai Chi...

Bunnymund: [Jack sets off Jamie's alarm clock with his staff; Abby lunges for Bunny] Oh, crikey!

Jack Frost: I told you I'm not going with you guys. There is no way I'm climbing into some rickety, old... sleigh...

Jack Frost: [sees North's impressive sleigh] Okay. One ride, but that's it.

North: Everyone loves the sleigh.

Tooth: Hello Jack, I've heard a lot about you. And your *teeth*!

Jack Frost: [confused] My... my what?

Tooth: Open up! Are they really as white as they say?

[opens Jack's mouth]

Tooth: Yes! Oh, they really do sparkle like freshly fallen snow!

[the Tooth Fairies titter excitedly]

Tooth: Girls, pull yourselves together! Let's not disgrace the uniform.

Bunnymund: You know what I think? I think we just dodged a bullet. I mean, what does this clown know about bringing joy to children?

Jack Frost: Uh, you ever hear of a 'Snow Day'? I know it's no 'hard boiled egg', but kids like what I do.

Bunnymund: [condescendingly] But none of them believe in you, do they mate?

North: Who are you, Jack Frost? What is your center?

Jack Frost: My center?

North: If Man in Moon chose you to be a Guardian, you must have something very special inside.

Jack Frost: Don't look at me. I'm invisible, remember?

Jack Frost: Looking for something? Don't be afraid, Jack... I'm not gonna hurt you.

Jack Frost: [scoffing] Afraid? I'm not afraid of YOU!

Pitch: Maybe not... but you are afraid of something...

Jack Frost: You think so?

Pitch: I KNOW so! It's the one thing I always know... peoples' greatest fears. Yours is that no one will ever believe in you. And worst of all, you're afraid you'll never know why... Why you? Why were you chosen to be like this? Well, fear not... for the answer to that is right here.

[the boogeyman holds up a golden box]

Pitch: Do you want them, Jack? Your memories? Everything you wanted to know, in this little box! Why did you end up like this? Unseen, unable to reach out to anyone. You want the answers so badly. You want to grab them and fly off with them. But you're afraid of what the Guardians will think. You're afraid of disappointing them... well, let me ease your mind about one thing. They'll never accept you. Not really.

Pitch: [menacingly] Now, do you believe in the boogey...!

[Jack throws a frosted snowball at the boogeyman, knocking him down and making Jamie laugh]

Jack Frost: Now, let's go get your friends!

Pitch: What goes together better than cold and dark? We can make them believe! We'll give them a world where everything, everything is...

Jack Frost: [annoyed] ... Pitch Black?

Pitch: And Jack Frost, too! They'll believe in both of us!

Jack Frost: No, they'll fear both of us, and that's not what I want.

Jack Frost: Why would Pitch take the teeth?

Tooth: It's not the teeth he wanted... it's the memories inside them.

Mother Nature: Jack Frost, You are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.

Jack Frost: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.

Scott Calvin: Oh, please.

Jack Frost: Guilty as charged.

Jack Frost: [after Santa's pants catch on fire] Is there anything I can do to help?

Scott Calvin: Yeah, put a chill on my bottom, will ya?

Jack Frost: [turns his head away slowly]

Jack Frost: [to Scott] You get the Coca-Cola cans, you get the TV specials and what do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus.

Jack Frost: You're not Santa anymore. You're just the guy who smells like a cookie.

Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?

Sylvia Newman: Huh?

Jack Frost: You heard me.

Jack Frost: [as Santa] You were the one who said 'I wish I'd never been Santa at all'.

Scott Calvin: What'd you say?

[surreptitiously turns on recorder pen]

Jack Frost: [a trifle impatiently] I said, "Who said, 'I wish I'd never been Santa at all'." Who said that? Rudolph? Rudolph's mama?

Jack Frost: I invented chill!

Bud Newman: [after putting out an oven fire] What's the matter with you people? Dont't you realize you were an inch away from Armageddon?

Jack Frost: I'll get a mop!

Elf pianist: [playing "Theme from New York, New York" in an pleasingly expert but slightly "cheesy" honky-tonk style, indicating how Christmas at the Pole has deteriorated to the point where the traditional innocent childhood wonder and wholesome magic of the season is all but gone, and has become debauchedly commercialized and chintzy] Dunp-dunp, dye-duh-dunpuh; dunp-dunp, dye-duh-dunpuh; dunp-dunp, dye-duh-dunp, dunnh...

Jack Frost: [in a ridiculously loud booming tone and bombastic self-important style that makes him look like an overgrown puffed-up idiot] Start spreadin' th' news... by jet or by sleighhhh... You wanna be a part of it - - North Pole, North Pole... You snooze and you loooose... so come here to PLAYYYY... here at the VERY HEART OF IT - - North Pole, North Pole... come see the SNOWMAN... up where NO MAN's without a treeeeat... And watch this KING OF THE CHILL - - HA! - - turn up the heeeeat... Ah-those-ah summuhtime bluuuues... are MELTing awayyyy... although it's FIFTY-FIVE BELOW... at Polar Norrrth... You'll zip your - - PARKA tight... sugar plum trees - - LATE AT night... It's all for YOU - - North Pole, North Pole. You'll wanna WAKE UP in the RESORT that never sleeeeeps... and watch this king of the chill, inventive control, DOing his THING at the TOP of the POLE... If you can MAKE IT HERE... the world's all... CHRISTMAS CHEER...

Elf pianist: [groans at the absurdity of this last statement, since he and the other elves are feeling anything but cheerful with Jack Frost in charge]

Jack Frost: - holiday GOLD... North POLE... NOOOORRRTH POLLLLLE!

Jack Frost: [floundering about in a deep pile of jumbled presents after having been body-blocked off the stage by Santa] I'm gonna KICK THE COAL outta whoever did that!

Jack Frost: [over P.A. system] Remember, kids - - how much your parents love you depends on how much they spend on your gift!

Jack Frost: Hey Curtis, I haven't seen the bearded wonder around recently - - where'd he go?

Curtis: [breezily, while nonchalantly polishing the windshield of his snowmobile with a rag of sports lube] None of your ski's wax.

Jack Frost: [returning to reality after not being Santa] Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would.

Jack Frost: [recording played of Jack mocking Calvin] I wish I'd never been Santa at all.

Scott Calvin: [mocking Jack's earlier arrogance] Who said that? Rudolph? Rudolph's mama?

Jack Frost: What the hell is wrong with you?

Kate Hardwick: Have you been drinking?

Jack Frost: I am drinking!

Jack Frost: [Kate's writing about playboys] So, why are you writing this article?

Kate Hardwick: Why are you living it?

Kate Hardwick: Maybe you should grow up, Peter Pan.

Jack Frost: Gee. Thanks, Tinkerbell.

Kate Hardwick: So you've never been in love?

Jack Frost: Yeah I've been in love. It only happens once.

Kate Hardwick: I don't think that's true.

Jack Frost: That's because you've never been in love.

Carolina: Look, I know this isn't the right time to ask you this but I really need you to go to Russell's book club.

Jack Frost: Are you out of your mind?

Carolina: Please? Will you just go for me? He senses something weird between us.

Jack Frost: There is something weird between us. His name is Russell