Jack Erickson Quotes in Bushwhacked (1995)
Jack Erickson Quotes:
Max: Now you are going to pretend to be me.
Jack Erickson: Give yourself up boy.
Max: Gimme that glue!
Jack Erickson: You still have a chance to be a FINE YOUNG SCOUT!
Max: WHERE IS THAT GLUE?
Jack Erickson: Top pocket.
Max: Put your palms up
[spits off the top of the glue and spreads glue on the wheel]
Max: Now grab hold of the wheel.
Jack Erickson: ARE YOU NUTS?
Max: I said grab the wheel. Come on, I have a gun for Christ sake!
Jack Erickson: You're going to pay for this mister
Max: [spreads glue on top of the wheel] Now put your chin there
Jack Erickson: You know this stuff is permanent.
Max: Do it!
Jack Erickson: Ohh sh... Hey! I can't drive like this!
Max: Keep heading south and don't stop driving until you get to Mexico and I'm going to be right behind you the whole time
[removes the rear view mirror]
Max: Don't try any funny and I'll blow your butt off, got it?
Jack Erickson: Yeah I got it, keep driving, no funny stuff, blow butt off.
Max: [hesitates then answers] Right!
Jack Erickson: God bless those little scouts!
Agent Palmer: What? What do you see?
Jack Erickson: Smoke signals! Right by the book.
Agent Palmer: Oh, yeah!
Jack Erickson: Well, almost.
Agent Palmer: What do they say?
Jack Erickson: Belp! Belp!
Jack Erickson: Let's get vertical.
Agent Palmer: You expect me to climb up there with just my hands?
Jack Erickson: That's right, dough boy, that's the way to do it.
Agent Palmer: How about when you get to the top you throw me down a ladder?
Jack Erickson: You might say I'm the thin khaki line between morality and depravity.
Jack Erickson: That's what's wrong with this country, everybody wants it NOW.
Jack Erickson: I teach my kids to hunt down the goodness in life.
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