Jack Erickson Quotes in Bushwhacked (1995)

Max: Now you are going to pretend to be me.

Jack Erickson: Give yourself up boy.

Max: Gimme that glue!

Jack Erickson: You still have a chance to be a FINE YOUNG SCOUT!

Max: WHERE IS THAT GLUE?

Jack Erickson: Top pocket.

Max: Put your palms up

[spits off the top of the glue and spreads glue on the wheel]

Max: Now grab hold of the wheel.

Jack Erickson: ARE YOU NUTS?

Max: I said grab the wheel. Come on, I have a gun for Christ sake!

Jack Erickson: You're going to pay for this mister

Max: [spreads glue on top of the wheel] Now put your chin there

Jack Erickson: You know this stuff is permanent.

Max: Do it!

Jack Erickson: Ohh sh... Hey! I can't drive like this!

Max: Keep heading south and don't stop driving until you get to Mexico and I'm going to be right behind you the whole time

[removes the rear view mirror]

Max: Don't try any funny and I'll blow your butt off, got it?

Jack Erickson: Yeah I got it, keep driving, no funny stuff, blow butt off.

Max: [hesitates then answers] Right!

Jack Erickson: God bless those little scouts!

Agent Palmer: What? What do you see?

Jack Erickson: Smoke signals! Right by the book.

Agent Palmer: Oh, yeah!

Jack Erickson: Well, almost.

Agent Palmer: What do they say?

Jack Erickson: Belp! Belp!

Jack Erickson: Let's get vertical.

[starts climbing]

Agent Palmer: You expect me to climb up there with just my hands?

Jack Erickson: That's right, dough boy, that's the way to do it.

Agent Palmer: How about when you get to the top you throw me down a ladder?

Jack Erickson: You might say I'm the thin khaki line between morality and depravity.

Jack Erickson: That's what's wrong with this country, everybody wants it NOW.

Jack Erickson: I teach my kids to hunt down the goodness in life.