Jack Christian Quotes in Candy (1968)

General R.A. Smight: You can't give blood to a member of your own family.

Jack Christian: Why can't I?

General R.A. Smight: Why can't you? Why can't you?

Jack Christian: That was my question, yes.

General R.A. Smight: Well because that's, that's... That's incest.

Jack Christian: Hey, did you see this one on the first bike?

Livia: She looks like an ad in that magazine you get.

Jack Christian: Whips and Chains?

Livia: No, the other one, Leatherladies.

Jack Christian: Oh, you're right, she does!

General R.A. Smight: Who were they, hm? I couldn't see much down there but I could see enough to tell that they were scum. Were they Albanians?

Jack Christian: Oh, no, no, no it was just a personal thing.

General R.A. Smight: I got a nose for Albanians. They looked like Albanians to me.

Jack Christian: No, no, they were just some Mexicans.

General R.A. Smight: [after his men have just counted off] Pretty damned impressive, right?

Jack Christian: I'll say. All those men counting right up to 24 without a single mistake.

Jack Christian: Nobody loves your daddy any more than I do. I'd chop off my right arm for him.

Livia: You're left handed.

Jack Christian: Well, that's beside the point.