Jack Black Quotes in The Muppets (2011)

Jack Black: I'm being held captive by these weirdos!

Statler: Now you know how we've felt for the last forty years.

Jack Black: Animal, what are you doing here?

Animal: ...Acting... Naturaaaal.

Miss Piggy: Kermit, we found a celebrity! Jack Black has graciously agreed to host the show for us.

Kermit the Frog: That's great! Where is he?

Miss Piggy: In the trunk.

Jack Black: [Inside car trunk] Get me out of here!

Jack Black: Where am I? Why am I so fancy? This is not good for my image!

Fozzie Bear: I went to this bad sea food place the other day. Yeah, it was so bad, the catch of the day was salmon-ella!

[No one laughs]

Jack Black: [in pain] That joke is so 50 years old.

[the audience laughs]

Jack Black: [after Rowlf, Sam, Link & Beaker remove towels from his head that is the size of a tennis ball] It was getting hot in there. What's going on? Why is my body so big? and what happened to my voice? It sound like a chipmunk! Wait a second, did you guys shrink my head?

Jack Black: [after punching Gary] That's my trigger word, too.

Moderator: Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.

Jack Black: Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS!

[punches a classmate]

Moderator: I DON'T THINK SO!

[punches Jack Black]

Moderator: Sorry.

Jack Black: Go, Animal! Be free! But, remember, no drumming!

Jack Black: [sings reluctantly while still tied up] Mahna mahna.

Snowth, Snowth: [the Snowths sing] Do-doo, do-doo doo

Selena Gomez: [sings] Mahna mahna

Snowth, Snowth: [the Snowths sing] Do-doo, doo-doo...

Miss Poogy: Hey Richman! We had a deal!

Janooce: Yeah, for reallies!

Fozzie Moopet: Yeah, you owe us money, man. What the wocka!