Jack Billings Quotes in Transporter 2 (2005)

Frank Martin: What's the first rule when entering a man's car?

Jack Billings: [takes his feet off the seat] Respect a man's car, a man respects you.

Frank Martin: Rule number two?

Jack Billings: Greet the man. Good afternoon, Frank.

Frank Martin: Good afternoon, Jack.

Jack Billings: Can we play the game now?

Frank Martin: I would think your brain would be too tired after a whole day of school.

Jack Billings: You're just afraid I'm gonna win.

Frank Martin: I'm afraid you're gonna be too worn out to do your homework.

Jack Billings: It's Friday, I don't *have* any homework.

Frank Martin: In that case: the game.

Jack Billings: Yes!

Frank Martin: But first, what's the third rule of the car?

[Jack buckles his seatbelt]

Frank Martin: Good.

Jack Billings: [about getting a shot] It hurts a lot.

Frank Martin: Look at me. I promise I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot.

Jack Billings: Promise?

Frank Martin: You know my fourth rule? Never make a promise you can't keep.

Little Egypt: Oh, Jack, is Ziegfeld a friend of yours?

Jack Billings: Yes, we've been pals for years, but you wouldn't like him.

Little Egypt: No?

Jack Billings: No, he's up one day and down the next. If he got $10,000 tomorrow, he'd spend it on the girl he happened to like tomorrow night. You wouldn't want to waste your time meeting a felloe like that.

Little Egypt: Oh, not if I met him on the right night.