Jack Benny Quotes in The Final Countdown (1980)
Jack Benny Quotes:
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Rochester: [radio episode of The Jack Benny Program] Boss, it's no use. I've tried and tried and I can't get Carmichael to go to sleep.
Jack Benny: Rochester, that poor bear's just got to go to sleep. He's supposed to have been in hibernation over ten days ago.
Commander Dan Thurman: [in disbelief] Jack Benny?
Rochester: Huh-huh!
Jack Benny: Where's he now?
Rochester: Sitting up in bed reading Esquire.
[audience laughter]
Jack Benny: Esquire? Well, take it away from him.
Rochester: Oh, come now, boss. He's been around!
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[Jack is soaked]
Rochester: Is it rainin' outside?
Jack Benny: No, Rochester, I was eating a grapefruit and it got out of control.
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Phil Harris: Going somewhere?
Jack Benny: Listen, Phil, there's a train leaving for the east tonight. I'm going to be on it if I have to sit on the engineer's lap.
Phil Harris: Well, we just got here. You know what Brenda said... this place grows on you.
Jack Benny: Well, it'll have to grow on somebody else!
-- Jack Benny
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