Jack Barbarosa Bancoran Quotes in Patalliro: The Stardust Project (1983)

Patalliro: [claps and dances] Who killed Cock Robin? Who killed Cock Robin?

Patalliro: What's wrong? Aren't you going to do the Cock Robin dance?

Maraich Juschenfe: You idiot, are you stupid?

Patalliro: What's stupid? If you do it, it'll soothe your soul and you can lead a cheerful, healthy life!

Maraich Juschenfe: Where is the person whose soul would be soothed by the Cock Robin dance?

Patalliro: Over there.

[points]

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: [claps and dances] Who killed Cock Robin? Who killed Cock Robin?

Maraich Juschenfe: BANCORAN!

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: I've been getting caught up in the moment easily...

Maraich Juschenfe: Bjorn was a beautiful boy. He was feminine and always wore red lipstick. Did you love him?

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: Would you cut it out?

Maraich Juschenfe: SAY IT! How much did you love him? Was it more than you loved me?

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran: MARAICH!... It's in the past.

[goes to answer the phone]

Patalliro: [playing with a doll] There, there. Don't cry because you don't have a daddy, mommy will do a wonderful job attending to you...

Maraich Juschenfe: Your idiocy truly knows no bounds!

Patalliro: I was trying to soften the harsh environment with a little joke.

Maraich Juschenfe: I'm getting more and more hostile!

Patalliro: It's not good to be overexcited with a baby in your stomach.

Maraich Juschenfe: Men can't get pregnant!

Patalliro: Baseball players do sometimes.

Maraich Juschenfe: ...WHAT?

[a baseball player gets "sanshin" which means "strikeout" - "ninshin" means "pregnancy", so Patalliro was confusing the two as a joke]

Maraich Juschenfe: PATALLIRO!

[hurls things at him]