J. Pinkerton Snoopington Quotes in The Bank Dick (1940)

Egbert Sousé: Lompoc is noted for it's beautiful girls. I imagine you've noticed them.

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: Yes. Yes I have. I'm a married man with a grown daughter - eighteen years of age.

Egbert Sousé: Oh, I'd like to met her. I'm very fond of children. Girl children, around eighteen and twenty.

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: Can't we, eh, pull the shade?

Egbert Sousé: You can pull anything you want in here. It's a regular joint.

Egbert Sousé: Ah, the Black Pussy Cafe and Snackbar... How would you like to go in and have a little spot?

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: No, I never drink during the business hours. Thank you.

Egbert Sousé: Just a little spot and we'll find out how Gumlake came out at Delmar today.

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: This-a, this place isn't crowded, is it?

Egbert Sousé: No, if it wasn't for me the place would starve to death.

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: Well, I'll dawdled for about ten minutes.

Egbert Sousé: Okay, we'll dawdle together.

Egbert Sousé: This town has an altitude of 500 feet. Population is 4,500. Schools. Churches. Public Library. Three blocks of paved streets. Two trains a day - not counting the milk train that goes through at four o'clock in the morning. We have three drug stores - one actually sells medicine.

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: Stop. I'm dying. Could you direct me to a culvert.

Egbert Sousé: Why don't you wait to get up to the hotel. Its only six blocks. We pass the Spanish-Americo Chili Parlor on the way up.

Egbert Sousé: Hello, Snoopy, old boy! How do you feel?

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: Oh, I feel as though I've been poisoned.