J.J. Quotes in xXx (2002)

J.J.: So you need to go to Pago Pago or something. Get a couple of girls, do them all. I don't care. Go on vacation.

Xander Cage: It's Bora Bora, J.

J.J.: Hey sweet thing, set them buns down here!

Ursa: [she sits and holds out her arm] Let's just hold hands.

J.J.: [he takes her hand] Let me know if this tickles.

[she throws him, breaking the table]

J.J.: I think my arm's broken.

Boog: Girl or no girl, you're gonna spit teeth. Get up!

[Zod flings him through the bar wall into the dirt road, right in front of Willie and the Sheriff]

J.J.: Let me guess - you're too short for the good rides at the carnival.

Tum Tum: What's so funny about that?

Colt: Why don't you buttheads just leave her alone?

J.J.: Aw man! This place is aching for a video! Wayne, you're an asshole!

J.J.: Oh, man. Don't tell me you're still trying to scam on Tamara. How long have we known each other? Don't be a dweeb, Wayne. She's not interested in you, only what you can do for her. She is a user.

Wayne: She's sexy.

J.J.: So, what? So is this guitar.

Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.

Coop: Me too.

Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

Susie: Yeah!

Ben: What time do you wanna meet?

J.J.: You mean ten years from now?

Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?

Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

Together: Agreed.

McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00.

Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!

J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?

Gary: No, dickhead - sex.

McKinley: [Steve takes the stage during the Talent Show, and stands silently for a few seconds] Come on, do something!

J.J.: Or get the fuck off the stage!

J.J.: I can tell by the way that guy looks through his face that he's crazier than a shithouse rat.

J.J.: They be saying that mesa stupid... that mesa annoying. Everybody says that mesa ruined dis whole universe!

J.J.: Ooh, yousa be listening to Ani. He's got the boom skills with the ladies. Mui mui!

J.J.: I should call your truant officer!