J Quotes in One Down, Two to go (1982)
J: I don't like violence either, Mr. White Boy.
[Discussing their careers as marijuana growers]
J: I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something.
Charles: Peace Prize? Ooh. Be lucky to find your penis for a piss, the amount you keep smoking.
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks.
Nathan: Yeah, your fucking aftershave.
Lenny: Fuck you, funny man.
J: For God's sake, help me. I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain!
Lenny: Go in slowly, Nathan.
Nathan: Fuck you, funny man. You go first.
Lenny: Just get the fuck in there, will you?
J: They same I'm a charmer... that I charm the people I hustle. Well, that comes after dealing with women, after hairdressing. I love to dress hair! But being that I know what to do, being that I'm hip enough to know, I do it!
J: I'm not addicted, I'm habituated.
J: Do I ever disappoint? Fuckin' no. Why? I deliver. Why? I'm your man.
[Max talking to Jackie, while J tries to blend into the background]
Max Bell: Jackie, you don't know J here, do you?
Jackie Junior: No, I don't think we've met.
[Jackie shakes hands with J]
Jackie Junior: Nice to meet you, J. How you doing, all right?
J: How's it going.
J: You look older, man. Fucked.
Gilly: It's the only thing I haven't been.
J: [Talking over a cellphone] Look, about tonight, can we make it later?
Jackie Junior: We ever going to do this thing?
J: Yeah, Jackie, please.
Jackie Junior: Where the fuck did you get the balls big enough to cancel on me?
Jackie Junior: Boys I believe you have something for me?
Gilly: [Narrating] Yeah, I had somthing for him.
Jackie Junior: [Tommy lays the briefcase on the table] Thank you Tommy.
Gilly: [Narrating] Max's money, and his dope. Put that together with an eyewitness statement, and I had my ticket out of the game. If ever there was a time for J to discover he had a heart of gold...
J: [Points a gun at Gilly's head] Don't touch it. Don't you fucking touch it.
Gilly: [Narrating] This wasn't it.
J: Take the money, Gil. Take the money and fuck off.
Jackie Junior: [Watching J carefully] You want to take it easy there, J?
J: Jackie? Shut... up.
Jackie Junior: What the fuck are you doing?
J: [Takes one of the package of drugs from the briefcase] I don't know what I'm doing.
[Gets up and bites the end off the package and starts to shaking the drugs all over the place]
J: I'm making the choice. Taking care of business. Paying off a debt. Investing in the future.
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