Ivana Quotes in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

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Ivana Quotes:

  • Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

    Austin: I can guess, baby.

    Ivana: We play chess.

    Austin: I guessed wrong.

  • Ivana: My name is Ivana, Ivana Humpalot.

    Austin: Come again?

    Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.

    Austin: Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?

  • Ivana: When did you get "The Clapper"?

    Austin: November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave.

  • Austin: Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?

    Ivana: [gets up from the table] No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so

    [pause]

    Ivana: sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry!

    [Austin rips his shirt open]

    Ivana: Oh, you are hairy like animal!

    Austin: Grr, baby! Very grr!

    Ivana: Make love to me, monkey man!

  • Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

    Austin: I can guess, baby.

    Ivana: We play chess.

    Austin: I guessed wrong.

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