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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager Quotes:

  • Lieutenant: Was it you who busted Shpak's place?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: I took Kazan, I took Astrakhan, I took Revel... but never Shpak.

  • Warder: Open up, dog!

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Whom is he addressing?

    George Miloslavsky: You.

  • Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Taste it from My cup.

    Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: Why?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Go on, taste it...

    Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: You think I want to poison you? We don't do that any more, and in our day, you'd sooner get poisoned with canned food, than vodka.

  • Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] I had a man Iike you. He made wings.

    Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: Well?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] What do you mean, well? I put him on a gun-powder barrel. It made him fly! Ha-ha!

  • Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: No, no. I don't drink. I don't drink, Ivan Vassilyevich. Thank you.

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Don't you have any respect for me?

    Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: For God's sake, Ivan Vassilyevich!

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Then drink.

  • Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Well, how do I Iook?

    George Miloslavsky: Not like him! You're a fake! Let me tie up your teeth at least. You're a pain in the neck! The other Tsar looks smarter.

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Don't get personal, please!

  • Feofan, scribe of ambassadorial department: Oh, Sir, who is he?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] He's a friend of Anton Semyonovich Shpak's.

    George Miloslavsky: What a fool!

  • Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director: And who's playing Tsar Boris?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] What Tsar Boris? Boriska?

    Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director: What is it?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Boriska is to become a tsar?

  • Lieutenant: What did you want to make a voluntary confession about?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: I confess that against my will, under the compulsion of Prince MiIoslavsky, I acted temporarily as a Tsar.

    Lieutenant: A Tsar? You are a Tsar, too?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Yes, a Tsar. Ivan Vassilyevich the Terrible.

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] You're lying, dog!

  • Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: What is your name?

    George Miloslavsky: I'm an artiste of all big and small academic theatres. And my name is too famous to pronounce it.

  • Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: You have ignored my question about the tape recorder.

    George Miloslavsky: Darn you!

    [to Shurik]

    George Miloslavsky: What a machine! A breakthrough in science and technoIogy!

    [to Bunsha]

    George Miloslavsky: Darn you again!

  • Ulyana Andreyevna Bunsha: Oh, God! What's going on? Go home now, alcoholic!

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Leave me alone, old woman, I'm being sad.

    Ulyana Andreyevna Bunsha: Old woman? You jerk! I'm five years younger than you! Let's go home, now!

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] You are a witch!

  • Lieutenant: So tell me, who are you?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] I am the Tsar.

    Lieutenant: Nickname? Wait. Your name?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] We're the Ryuriks.

    Lieutenant: First, second name?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Ivan Vassilyevich.

    Lieutenant: Ivan... Date of birth?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] 1533 A.D.

    Lieutenant: Joking? Very funny. Residence?

    Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] My palace.

  • Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: If you really want to know, we, tsars, should be given free milk! Even the "Health" magazine said that neurons are hard to regenerate.

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