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Lieutenant: Was it you who busted Shpak's place?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: I took Kazan, I took Astrakhan, I took Revel... but never Shpak.
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Warder: Open up, dog!
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Whom is he addressing?
George Miloslavsky: You.
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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Taste it from My cup.
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: Why?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Go on, taste it...
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: You think I want to poison you? We don't do that any more, and in our day, you'd sooner get poisoned with canned food, than vodka.
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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] I had a man Iike you. He made wings.
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: Well?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] What do you mean, well? I put him on a gun-powder barrel. It made him fly! Ha-ha!
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Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: No, no. I don't drink. I don't drink, Ivan Vassilyevich. Thank you.
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Don't you have any respect for me?
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev: For God's sake, Ivan Vassilyevich!
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Then drink.
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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Well, how do I Iook?
George Miloslavsky: Not like him! You're a fake! Let me tie up your teeth at least. You're a pain in the neck! The other Tsar looks smarter.
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Don't get personal, please!
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Feofan, scribe of ambassadorial department: Oh, Sir, who is he?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] He's a friend of Anton Semyonovich Shpak's.
George Miloslavsky: What a fool!
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Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director: And who's playing Tsar Boris?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] What Tsar Boris? Boriska?
Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director: What is it?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Boriska is to become a tsar?
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Lieutenant: What did you want to make a voluntary confession about?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: I confess that against my will, under the compulsion of Prince MiIoslavsky, I acted temporarily as a Tsar.
Lieutenant: A Tsar? You are a Tsar, too?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: Yes, a Tsar. Ivan Vassilyevich the Terrible.
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] You're lying, dog!
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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: What is your name?
George Miloslavsky: I'm an artiste of all big and small academic theatres. And my name is too famous to pronounce it.
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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: You have ignored my question about the tape recorder.
George Miloslavsky: Darn you!
[to Shurik]
George Miloslavsky: What a machine! A breakthrough in science and technoIogy!
[to Bunsha]
George Miloslavsky: Darn you again!
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Ulyana Andreyevna Bunsha: Oh, God! What's going on? Go home now, alcoholic!
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Leave me alone, old woman, I'm being sad.
Ulyana Andreyevna Bunsha: Old woman? You jerk! I'm five years younger than you! Let's go home, now!
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] You are a witch!
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Lieutenant: So tell me, who are you?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] I am the Tsar.
Lieutenant: Nickname? Wait. Your name?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] We're the Ryuriks.
Lieutenant: First, second name?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Ivan Vassilyevich.
Lieutenant: Ivan... Date of birth?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] 1533 A.D.
Lieutenant: Joking? Very funny. Residence?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: [Tsar Ivan The Terrible] My palace.
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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager: If you really want to know, we, tsars, should be given free milk! Even the "Health" magazine said that neurons are hard to regenerate.
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