Ivan Vanko Quotes in Iron Man 2 (2010)

Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.

Tony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.

Ivan Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko.

Tony Stark: Never heard of him.

Ivan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive.

Tony Stark: No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.

Ivan Vanko: [laughs] If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.

Tony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.

Tony Stark: You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.

Ivan Vanko: You too.

Ivan Vanko: [over the phone to Tony] Hey Tony, how you doing?

[chuckles]

Ivan Vanko: I double cycle.

Tony Stark: You what?

Ivan Vanko: You told me double cycles more power. Good advice.

Tony Stark: You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.

Ivan Vanko: You, too.

[chuckles, then pauses]

Ivan Vanko: Now, the true history of Stark name will be written.

[pause]

Ivan Vanko: What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes.

Tony Stark: Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out.

Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready.

[hangs up]

Justin Hammer: This isn't a helmet, this is a head... Ivan, what's going on?

Ivan Vanko: Drone better.

Justin Hammer: Drone better? What, why drone better? Ivan, I got an order for suits, not drones!

Ivan Vanko: I can make salute.

Justin Hammer: You can make salute? What do you mean you can make salute? What the *hell* does that mean, Ivan?

[from trailer]

[several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine]

Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready...

Tony Stark: COME ON!

[attack begins]

Ivan Vanko: I want my bird.

Justin Hammer: Yeah, sure. We can get you a bird.

Ivan Vanko: I want *my* bird. *My* bird.

Ivan Vanko: Hey, Tony. Before you go, palladium in the chest, painful way to die.

[after a moment's pause, Tony leaves; Vanko chortles to himself]

[Ivan Vanko crashes into the Expo in his own suit]

Ivan Vanko: Good to be back!

Justin Hammer: Hey, hey, hey! Special delivery. Candygram! I brought you something.

Jack: Ooh, yeah.

Justin Hammer: Ha ha ha! We got you the bird, pal!

Ivan Vanko: This is not my bird.

Justin Hammer: What do you mean? That's the bird! This is the bird, yeah! Pulled a lot of strength to get this bird. That's a great bird!

Jack: It's a beautiful bird.

Justin Hammer: We got this all the way from Russia!

Ivan Vanko: Hey, man! It's not my bird.

Justin Hammer: Well, listen, even if it's not the bird, I mean, this is a, this is a gorgeous bird. I mean, look, you know, don't get so attached to things. Learn to let go.

[His last words]

Ivan Vanko: You lose.

[first lines]

[In Moscow, an old man watches a broadcast on TV]

Tony Stark: [on TV] There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...

Christine Everhart: [on TV] I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...

Tony Stark: [on TV] I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public...

Anton Vanko: Ivan...

[Ivan enters the room]

Tony Stark: [on TV] I am Iron Man.

Anton Vanko: Ivan... that should be you.

Ivan Vanko: Don't listen to that crap.

[taken away by the police]

Ivan Vanko: You lose, Stark! You lose!

Ivan Vanko: Speaks in Russian: Slishkom mnogo govorish' "You talk too much."

Justin Hammer: I don't know if you know this, but *I don't speak Russian!* Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid.