Isabelle Sorenson Quotes in Mozart and the Whale (2005)

Isabelle Sorenson: All this time, and you didn't call.

Donald Morton: I was gonna call.

Isabelle Sorenson: You were?

Donald Morton: Well just to tell you that I wasn't gonna call so that you wouldn't be aggravated, sitting around waiting and wondering when I was

Isabelle Sorenson: gonna call?

Donald Morton: Yeah. But in the end I figured that forcing myself into your life was probably not right. I would always do that. So the only nice thing I had left to give was just not to call.

Isabelle Sorenson: I hated you for not calling. Because you were always gonna be there, and when you weren't, it was as if you didn't love me anymore.

Donald Morton: So go home, I'll call ya.

Isabelle Sorenson: You can't disappoint me, Because whatever you are is exactly what I want.

Isabelle Sorenson: Be my friend Donald, be my best friend, please, because I really need you. I always felt like you wanted us to get married or something.

Donald Morton: I never said that.

Isabelle Sorenson: Not with words. But instead of that, do you want to just be my friend?

Donald Morton: Without the sex?

Isabelle Sorenson: Without the pressure. My friendship is all I have to give. Do you want it?

Isabelle Sorenson: Don't - don't condescend to these women, they're no crazier that I am.

Gracie: Yes we are!

Isabelle Sorenson: I'm weird, but I'm not strange.

Donald Morton: You're right, this isn't a matter of confusion, it's a matter of... discord.

[Inappropriate change of subject:]

Donald Morton: That's a nice sweater!

Isabelle Sorenson: You can kiss my self esteem butt, Donald Duck. Why tell your life story, and tell only the good parts?

Donald Morton: It's Donald Morton.

Isabelle Sorenson: You're missing my point!

Donald Morton: No I'm not! I just - never know what to say.

Isabelle Sorenson: Animals are different. You can't teach them cruelty.

Isabelle Sorenson: So Donald, this is our first kiss. No tongue.

[Puts the tongue of his costume aside]

[Donald describes his technique of prime factorization]

Isabelle Sorenson: Your process is very sexual.

Donald Morton: Primes are hot.

Donald Morton: I save things. Because you never know, you know.

Isabelle Sorenson: You said your mom died. You did bury her?

Donald Morton: Yeah.

Isabelle Sorenson: Just checking.

Donald Morton: You know how in the jungle, they say that some elephants have longer trunks and some of them have shorter ones. Yeah.

Isabelle Sorenson: Well, I don't care how long the elephant's trunk is... as long as his dick's okay.

Janice: Don't you hate all his numbers? Does he change his socks? Is his penis big enough?

Isabelle Sorenson: No, no and yes.

Isabelle Sorenson: I can't promise you the future Donald Duck. I don't know if this is for 2 days or 20 years.

Donald Morton: Maybe it's something about us that's normal.