Isabella Quotes in Rush Hour 2 (2001)

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Isabella Quotes:

  • Isabella: I need your help.

    Lee: Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck.

  • [in Mandarin]

    Hu Li: [watching Isabella while carving an apple with a knife] I do not trust her.

    Triad: Our orders are to leave her alone.

    Hu Li: [puts on a fake smile for Isabella, still speaking in Cantonese] I want to slice those pretty lips off her face. Bury her in the desert with those two cops.

    [in English, to Isabella]

    Hu Li: Some apple?

    Isabella: [takes apple] You'd better put that knife away, bitch, before you have an accident.

    [Hu Li throws the knife and hits the apple as Isabella takes a bite]

  • Isabella: Once I had a fortune, it said: "Leave now. Life is short. Time is luck".

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: You got assets somewhere? Insurance?

    Isabella: Why?

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Things go wrong. The odds catch up. Probability is like gravity: you cannot negotiate with gravity. One day... one day you should just cash out, you know? Just cash out and get out.

    Isabella: Yeah?

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Yeah. As far and as fast as you can.

    Isabella: Would you find me?

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Yes, I would.

  • Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Where do you like to go?

    Isabella: What do you like to drink?

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: I'm a fiend for mojitos.

    Isabella: I know a place.

    Isabella: [they leave on a power off-shore] I'll take you to the best place for mojitos.

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Where is that?

    Isabella: Bodeguita del Medio.

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: In the Keys?

    Isabella: Havana.

    Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Havana? Cubans don't like my business... and they don't like my passport.

    Isabella: It's ok, the harbor master is my cousin.

  • Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Hola, chica.

    Isabella: Hola, chico.

  • Isabella: Time is luck.

  • Isabella: [showing a picture of her mother to Sonny] See? Lucinda Somebody's wedding. Everybody's with couples, husbands and wives. They all pose. But she is more special.

  • Isabella: Our parents got divorced. I stayed with dad and my brother went with mom.

  • Isabella: I like Rico - he's good to me.

  • Isabella: Sing to me Paolo.

  • Isabella: Who are you going to believe? This boy you are knowing your whole life? Or this boy you are just meeting, who says "You shine like the light from the sun"?

  • Gordo: [Isabella stands opposite Lizzie, and Gordo is freaked out by the resemblance] Freaky, huh?

    Lizzie: Way freaky!

    Isabella: [in her Italian accent] Way, *way* freaky!

  • Isabella: [holding up a tabloid picture] Who is this girl? I've been on the island this whole time...

    Gordo: [crawls underneath the mob] I can explain. That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire.

    [He is dragged up to his feet by two security guards]

    Isabella: [to security guards] Put him down, put him down.

    [looks around, turns to Gordo]

    Isabella: We need to talk... in private.

    [pulls him away]

  • Isabella: You are my twelfth lover in twelve days.

    Victor Lyons: Really?

    Isabella: I don't hurt your feelings?

    Victor Lyons: No, I've always been a team player.

  • Toninho: Isabella, I swear on my mother's grave, you are the only woman I ever loved.

    Isabella: Your mother is still alive.

    Toninho: That's not the point.

  • Isabella: Make sure your tomatoes are full and plump.

  • Isabella: And what about me? Aren't I a woman, too?

    Donna Holiday: No, you're just a thing with evil tits. Big ones.

  • Murphy: You want to go out tonight, have a drink?

    Isabella: Two hundred cops ask me out every day. Why should I say yes to you?

    Murphy: Cause you say yes to all the others.

    Isabella: Well I guess that makes you the only cop in the Bronx I say no to.

  • Murphy: [Murphy and Isabella are playing the game of you-tell-me-about-me while on their first date. Murphy starts telling Isabella about herself] Poor family, you're the oldest. You've got a lot of brothers and sisters. You got a brother in the joint. Your mother's sick. You got a scholarship to nursing school and you did real good, but you can't get a job anywhere but here. How'm I doin'?

    Isabella: I don't know yet.

    Murphy: [continuing] Smoke a little reefer, fool around a little bit, you wanna get married but the selection in the neighborhood ain't that great.

    Isabella: Finished?

    Murphy: Yeah. Now you.

    Isabella: OK, you come from three generations of cops. Your father and your grandfather, all were cops. All your friends are cops. It's a good thing there are some lady cops or you wouldn't have any sex life.

    [Murphy rolls his eyes knowingly]

    Isabella: [continuing] You get drunk every night. You think all men are thieves and all women are sluts, and you don't trust anybody but your partner.

    Murphy: [nodding in agreement] It's my round.

    Isabella: [stops him] No, the drinks are on me.

  • Heathcliff: Why are your eyes always empty? Like Linton's eyes.

    Isabella: They're not empty, if you'd only look deeper. Look at me. I'm pretty. I'm a woman and I love you. You're all of life to me. Let me be a single breath of it for you.

  • Isabella: If Cathy died... I might begin to live.

  • Mortimer: Madam, how fares your grace?

    Isabella: Ah, Mortimer, now breaks the king's hate forth, and he confesseth that he loves me not.

    Mortimer: Cry quittance, madam, then, and love not him.

  • Isabella: Our Beauty is in love with a dream prince.

    Bettina: You must never go back to that evil castle.

  • Isabella: Oh Beauty, what would we ever do without you?

    Beauty: The question is what would I do without you? Without you, I'd have all this lovely time just to devote to myself. Someday... someday.

    Oliver: If you had time for your self, Beauty, you wouldn't know what to do with it.

    Beauty: [Insulted] I wouldn't?

    Oliver: No, you're much too unselfish to enjoy it.

  • Isabella: She came to spread more death!

  • Isabella: Think about it. She kicked out the back window. She ran. She's not still around here.

    Melanie: We don't know that.

    Isabella: Well, pretend!

  • Isabella: Who is he?

    Elderly nobleman: The most vulgar, impossible, obnoxious, ill-mannered...

    Princess Bitotska: In one word, he's an American!

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