IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein Quotes in Lady Magdalene's (2008)
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein Quotes:
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: I assigned two previous agents to the job I'm giving you. The first agent was a Sunday school teacher and married man. Now his wife is divorcing him... his church fired him... he quit his job here... and the last I heard he joined the Branch Davidians.
Jack Goldwater: Yikes. And the second agent?
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: I tried a female agent the next time. She came to us from the ATF. She also left the IRS after being given this assignment. Frankly, I don't know what happened to her.
Jack Goldwater: Sir, where are you sending me? To audit the Scientologists?
IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: That would be easy by comparison. I'm sending you to Pahrump.
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