Ironhide Quotes in Transformers (2007)

Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.

Sam Witwicky: A what?

Ironhide: [aiming cannons at Mojo] Shall I terminate?

Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.

Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!

Sam Witwicky: He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!

Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...

Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.

Optimus Prime: Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.

Ratchet: That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!

Optimus Prime: A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all.

Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.

Ironhide: [drawing his guns] You feelin' lucky, punk?

Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...

Ironhide: [retracts his guns] Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.

[Ratchet runs into power lines, shocking him and causing a tremor throughout the neighborhood]

Ron Witwicky: [crawling under a table] Earthquake! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table!

Judy Witwicky: How did you get over there so fast?

[Outside, a dazed Ratchet staggers to his feet]

Ratchet: Wow... that was tingly! You gotta try that!

Ironhide: [sarcastic] Yeah, that looks fun...

Captain Lennox: Sam! Where's the Cube?

Sam Witwicky: Right there.

Captain Lennox: Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here!

[sees a building]

Captain Lennox: That building. Okay.

Sam Witwicky: What?

Captain Lennox: All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.

[hands him the flare and the All Spark]

Captain Lennox: Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare.

Sam Witwicky: No.

Captain Lennox: Signal the chopper and set the flare.

Sam Witwicky: No, no. I can't do this!

Captain Lennox: [grabs him] Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.

[to Mikaela]

Captain Lennox: You got to go. You got to go.

Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving.

Captain Lennox: You need to go. Go.

Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [into radio] Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare.

Ironhide: Sam, we will protect you.

Sam Witwicky: [breathing heavily] Okay.

Ironhide: Prime... we couldn't save him.

[hands him Jazz's remains]

Optimus Prime: Oh, Jazz... We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery.

[Mojo wets Ironhide's foot]

Ironhide: Ewww, wet wet wet wet wet...!

Ironhide: [drawing his guns] The parents are very irritating...

Ratchet: [trying to calm him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Ironhide: Can I take them out?

Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?

Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor do you copy? We have your visual. Green smoke is the mark. Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.

[guided by the smoke, the F-22 heads for the group, but there's no answer... ]

Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...

Ironhide: Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee...!

[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a van and lift it up as a shield as the Raptor comes closer]

Captain Lennox: No, no, no, no... MOVE!

Ironhide: Back up! Back up!

Captain Lennox: RETREAT! FALL BACK!

Ironhide: INCOMING!

[the Raptor strafes the ground, blowing up the truck and blasting everyone to the ground]

Captain Lennox: What the hell was that?

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?

Captain Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien... that ain't friendly!

Ironhide: Keep moving, Sam! Don't stop!

Ironhide: Cover fire!

[surrounded by soldiers]

Sideswipe: What is the meaning of this?

Ironhide: You dare point a weapon at ME? You want a piece of me? I WILL TEAR YOU APART!

Ironhide: [to a captured Demolishor] Punk-ass Decepticon!

Optimus Prime: Any last words?

Wheelbot: This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again!

Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [puzzled] That did not sound good.

Optimus Prime: Not today.

[blasts Wheelbot in the head]

[sensing Demolishor]

Ironhide: He's here. I smell him.

[Autobot reinforcements arrive at the forest fight]

Ironhide: Autobots, attack!

Ratchet: Bumblebee, get them out of here!

Ratchet: Ironhide, we should leave this planet...

Ironhide: That's not what Optimus would want.

Ironhide: Get up, Prime!

Jetfire: Oh, no!

Que: Ah, good, you're here. My name's Que. I do hope you have answers for him. I've never seen him so upset!

Lennox: Optimus, you remember Charlotte Mearing, our director of National Intelligence?

[Optimus stays in truck mode]

Dino: He's in a bad mood. He's not talking to anybody today.

Charlotte Mearing: What is this, the silent treatment?

Ironhide: We've seen that and this is not that.

Que: Definitely not!

Ironhide: This is worse. Prime, make something of yourself!

[bangs fist on top of Optimus's cab, Optimus transforms]

Ironhide: He's pissed.

Optimus Prime: [pounds the ground] You lied to us! Everything humans know of our planet we were told had all been shared!

[points to component]

Optimus Prime: So why was this found in human possession?

Sam Witwicky: [to Lennox] We gotta get Sentinel outta here, he is the key to all this...

Sentinel Prime: Indeed I am! What you must realize my Autobot brothers, is we were never going to win the war! For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made... with Megatron!

[blasts Ironhide]

Lennox: GET BACK!

Ironhide: [rusting away] Sentinel... what have you done?

Sentinel Prime: [to Ironhide] I hereby discharge you from duty!

[shoots Ironhide again]

[Ironhide and Sideswipe vs Crankcase and Hatchet]

Sideswipe: Whoa, we got us a little Mexican standoff!

Ironhide: Weapons down!

Sideswipe: And we'll let you escape with your dignity!

Ironhide: Decepticon punk!

[sticks Crankcase's spear through his own head and kicks him into a building]

Ironhide: Class dismissed.

[Ironhide smashes into Crankcase and Crowbar]

Ironhide: Is there a problem?

[the Autobots and NEST gather around to reawaken Sentinel Prime]

Lennox: [to Mearing] That's the Matrix of Leadership, the only thing in the Universe that can repower a Transformer's spark.

Optimus Prime: Let us begin... Sentinel Prime, we bid you return.

[drives the Matrix into Sentinel's chest, reviving him... Sentinel grabs Optimus in a deadlock]

Lennox: Hold your fire!

Optimus Prime: Stop! Sentinel, it is I, Optimus Prime!

Ironhide: You are home, Sentinel.

Ratchet: There is nothing to fear.

Que: This gun is the perfect invention, Ironhide!

Ironhide: Right.

Brawn: [Decepticons ambush Autobots on board shuttle] Megatron? Decepticons!

Megatron: Die, Autobots!

Megatron: [Decepticons kill Autobots on board shuttle except Ironhide] This was almost too easy, Starscream!

Starscream: Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat; the Autobots' moonbase!

Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream. When we slip by their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot City, the Autobots will be vanquished forever.

Ironhide: No!

Megatron: Such heroic nonsense!

[blasts Ironhide's head off, killing him]

Shockwave: Laserbeak returns, Megatron.

Megatron: Welcome, Laserbeak! Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me. Soundwave, play back Laserbeak's findings.

Soundwave: As you command, Megatron.

Optimus Prime: [on the playback] I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth.

Ironhide: But, Prime...

Optimus Prime: Listen, Ironhide. We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch! Now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck.

Megatron: More than you imagine, Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime: Ironhide, report to me at once.

Ironhide: Every time I look into a monitor Prime, my circuits sizzle. When are we going to start busting Deceptichops?

Optimus Prime: I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on Earth.

Ironhide: But, Prime!

Optimus Prime: Listen, Ironhide. We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault. Ready the shuttle for launch!