Iron Man Quotes in Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Iron Man: [after witnessing Scott transform into Giant-Man] Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.

Ant-Man: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.

Iron Man: Who's speaking?

Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?

Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

Captain America: [about Bucky] He's my friend.

Iron Man: So was I.

Iron Man: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. Get tired of playing golf?

Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.

[fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]

Iron Man: First time for everything.

Hawkeye: Made you look.

Iron Man: [restraining Bucky, whispering in his ear] Do you even remember them?

Winter Soldier: I remember all of them.

Friday: [after Iron Man is attacked by Scarlet Witch] Multiple contusions detected.

Iron Man: Yeah, I detected that too...

Iron Man: [points one of his blasters at Captain America] Stay down... final warning.

Captain America: I can do this all day.

Iron Man: Ross doesn't know I'm here. I'd rather like to keep it that way, otherwise I gotta arrest myself.

Captain America: [smirks] That sounds like a lot of paperwork.

Captain America: This isn't gonna change what happened.

Iron Man: I don't care. He killed my mom.

Spider-Man: [after taking down Giant-Man] Whoa, no, I'm not done, I've gotta get him back!

Iron Man: You're going home, or I'm calling Aunt May! You're DONE!

[exits]

Spider-Man: Wait, Mr. Stark! I'm not done, I'm not...

[tries to get up; collapses]

Spider-Man: [sighs] Okay, I'm done.

Friday: You can't beat him hand-to-hand!

Iron Man: [as Cap batters him relentlessly] Analyze his fight pattern!

Friday: Scanning... Countermeasures ready.

Iron Man: [blocks Cap's shield attack] Let's kick his ass!

Iron Man: [giant ant-man holding Rhodes] Let go of my rhodey!

Captain America: All right, Sam. What's the play?

Falcon: We need a diversion. Something big.

Ant-Man: I got something kinda big. But I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.

Bucky Barnes: He's gonna tear himself in half?

Captain America: You sure about this, Scott?

Ant-Man: I do it all the time. I mean, once. In a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss. I'm the boss!

Spider-Man: [Ant-Man becomes giant] Holy shit!

War Machine: [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine] Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.

Captain America: I guess that's the signal.

Falcon: Way to go, Tic Tac!

Iron Man: Give me back my Rhodey.

Iron Man: Stand down. Last warning.

Captain America: I could do this all day.

Iron Man: [as the fight begins] Call it, Captain!

Captain America: Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal, our priority's containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.

Hawkeye: [to Iron Man] Want to give me a lift?

Iron Man: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.

[Iron Man takes Hawkeye up to the roof]

Captain America: Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow 'em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.

[Thor swings his hammer and flies off and Captain America turns to Black Widow]

Captain America: You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk?

[the Hulk turns and glares at Cap]

Captain America: Smash!

[Hulk grins and leaps away]

Jarvis: [as Iron Man arrives at Stark Tower to confront Loki and Selvig] Sir, I've shut down the Arc Reactor, but the device is already self-sustaining.

Iron Man: Shut it down, Dr. Selvig.

Selvig: It's too late! She can't stop now. She wants to show us something! A new universe.

Iron Man: OK.

[blasts the device, which defends itself with a barrier, blasting Selvig into a wall and pushing Iron Man back]

Jarvis: The barrier is pure energy. It's unbreachable.

Iron Man: Yeah I got that - Plan B.

[he turns to Loki and drifts down to his landing pad]

Jarvis: Sir, the Mark VII is not ready for deployment.

Iron Man: Then skip the spinning rims! We're on the clock!

[Lands and has his armor removed]

Black Widow: [Penetrating the barrier with Loki's scepter] I can close it. Can anybody copy? I can shut the portal down.

Captain America: Do it!

Iron Man: No wait!

Captain America: Stark, these things are still coming!

Iron Man: I got a nuke coming in. It's going to blow in less than a minute, and I know just where to put it.

Captain America: Stark, you know that's a one way trip?

Iron Man: Save the rest for the turn, J.

Jarvis: Sir, shall I try Ms. Potts?

Iron Man: Might as well.

Iron Man: [under fire from Obadiah] Time to hit the button!

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: You told me not to...

Iron Man: JUST DO IT!

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: YOU'LL DIE!

Iron Man: PUSH IT!

Iron Monger: You had a great idea, Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!

Iron Man: How'd you solve the icing problem?

Iron Monger: Icing problem?

[his suit begins to fail]

Iron Man: Might want to look into it.

[He raps his fist on Iron Monger's frozen helmet as his suit fails and plummets to the ground]

Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.

Iron Man: Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.

Jarvis: With only 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude...

Iron Man: I know the math! Do it!

Iron Man: [picks up terrorist, throws him to civilians] He's all yours.

Rhodey: You need me to do anything else?

Iron Man: Keep the skies clear.

[the Iron Monger lifts a car with a family in it]

Iron Monger: I love this suit!

Iron Man: Put 'em down!

Iron Monger: Collateral damage, Tony!

[Iron Man is launched into the sky by Iron Monger's missile, but instead of crashing, he activates his flight repulsors and hovers]

Iron Monger: Impressive! You've upgraded your armor! I've made some upgrades of my own...

[activates jets and starts to fly too]

Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.

Iron Man: Duly noted.

[Stark and Stane fight on the roof of the Stark Industries power plant]

Iron Man: [intercom] Potts.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Tony, are you okay?

Iron Man: Listen to me. We have to overload the arc reactor and blast the roof.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Well, how are you going to do that?

Iron Man: YOU're going to do it! Go to the central console, open up all the circuits. When I get clear, I'll let you know, and then you hit the master bypass button.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Obadiah, he-he's gone insane!

Iron Man: I know!

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: He-he built a suit!

Iron Man: Listen, you'd better get out of there! Just get out-!

[Iron Monger breaks up through the ground]

Iron Monger: Where do you think you're going?

[after destroying a Hammer drone about to terminate a kid wearing an Iron Man mask]

Iron Man: Nice work, kid!

Iron Man: You have *a* big gun, you're not *the* big gun.

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Tony, don't be jealous.

Iron Man: No, it's subtle, all the bells and whistles.

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Yeah, it's called "being a badass"!

Iron Man: Rhodey, get down!

[activates an energy blade that cleaves through all the droids]

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Mm. I think you should lead with that next time.

Iron Man: Yeah, sorry, Boss, I can only use it once. It's a one-off.

Pepper Potts: You're out of control, okay?

Iron Man: [intoxicated] I'm not out of control.

Pepper Potts: Trust me on this one.

Iron Man: You're out of control, gorgeous.

Pepper Potts: It's time to go to bed. It's time.

Iron Man: [leaning in to kiss her] Come on, you know you want to. Give me another smooch.

Pepper Potts: You're not going to be happy about this.

Iron Man: Come on, you know you want to.

Pepper Potts: You just peed in the suit.

Iron Man: I know, it has a filtration system.

Pepper Potts: It's not sexy.

Iron Man: You could drink that water.