Iris Clark Quotes in Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

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Iris Clark Quotes:

  • Iris Clark: Amber, I'm sorry, I really am, but you know the rules. All talent costumes have to be OK'd by Gladys before the pageant.

    Amber Atkins: But doesn't someone taking your costume so you can't complete overrule that rule?

    Iris Clark: Amber, I'm sorry, I don't make up the rules.

    Amber Atkins: Oh! This... This is bullshit!

    Iris Clark: Amber Atkins, that is not American Teen Princess language!

    Amber Atkins: Good, cos this isn't an American Teen Princess Pageant! This is... This is... This is Nazi Germany!

    [she storms off]

    Iris Clark: [to the camera] Where do they get this stuff?

  • Gladys Leeman: [looking for a parking space] You'd think they'd have the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America.

    [Gladys parks in a handicapped parking space]

    Iris Clark: That's a $200 fine!

    Gladys Leeman: I told ya I would move the car if a cripple came. Now just run in the store and pick out some outfits.

  • Voice of Documentarian: Do you think that most people would say that teenage beauty pageants are a good idea?

    Gladys Leeman: Oh yeah, sure. I know what some of your big city, no-bra-wearing, hairy-legged women libbers might say. They might say that a pageant is old-fashioned and demeaning to the girls.

    Iris Clark: What's sick is women dressing like men.

    Gladys Leeman: You betcha, Iris. No, I think you boys are gonna find something a litle bit different here in Mount Rose. For one thing, we're all God-fearing folk, every last one of us. And you will not find a "back room" in our video store. No, no, that filth is better left to the sin cities.

    Iris Clark: AKA Minneapolis Saint Paul.

  • Gladys Leeman: [nearly runs over a priest] Gosh darn it! Hello, Father Donegan - Sidewalks? Sidewalks?

    [Iris mimes drinking - "glug, glug"]

    Gladys Leeman: Iris, stop it. It's not his fault, the communal wine just proves too tempting for some of them.

    Iris Clark: And that's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of Christ.

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