Irene Walsh Quotes in The Goonies (1985)

[Mouth is "translating" Mrs. Walsh's instructions for Rosalita]

Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?

Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.

Mouth: [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.

Irene Walsh: Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.

Mouth: [in Spanish] Translation - never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's *sexual torture devices*.

Irene Walsh: [to Rosalita] This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?

Mouth: ["translating" to Rosalita] If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.

Irene Walsh: [to Mouth] You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.

Mouth: "Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.

Irene Walsh: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna!

Brandon Walsh: That's Hari Kari, Ma!

[about to leave, Irene stops and notices something in the living room]

Irene Walsh: What is that?

Chunk: [thinking she's seen the statue] Oh, shit!

[innocently]

Chunk: What?

Irene Walsh: *What* is *that*?

[Chunk sees she's pointing to some crumbs on the floor]

Irene Walsh: That is a mess! I want it picked up now, boys!

Chunk: [overjoyed] Oh, sure! Sure!

Elgin Perkins: Alright Walsh. Today's the day so let's get this over with.

Irene Walsh: Irving?

Irving Walsh: I'm sorry Irene.

Troy Perkins: Come on Walsh we don't have all day. There's 50 more houses to tear down after yours.

Irving Walsh: Easy Brandon! Easy!

Irene Walsh: Brandon I want you to keep your brother inside I don't want him to catch a cold.

Brandon Walsh: He should be put in a plastic bubble.

Irene Walsh: I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. If he takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...

Brandon Walsh: Shit ma!

Irene Walsh: I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in, and you Data.

Data: Data

Irene Walsh: Data use the front door from now on okay? What is that?

[Brandon runs out of the house, gets to his bike]

Irene Walsh: Brandon, don't you come home without your brother, or I'll commit Hare Krishna!

Brandon Walsh: That's "Harry Carry", ma.

Irene Walsh: That is exactly what I said!