Iqbal Quotes in Employee of the Month (2006)

Iqbal: Do it for pride, the rest will come... including the girl.

Russell: Think about it guys, we could be working over there at Maxi-Mart and that place really sucks. Pass me the chips there, eight balls.

[Iqbal passes a bulk size bag of chips]

Lon: Plus, I hear they make you wear those house-arrest ankle bracelet things, so they know where you are all the time and if you leave the main floor, you get a little shocker.

[Blows a party kazoo]

Russell: True. I knew a guy in upper management, man, went crazy. Strapped one of those things around his hairy ballsack, ran out in the parking lot and blew a three dollar Hawaiian wonder cooler all over the place.

Iqbal: Ids-kay, ids-kay.

Russell: Knocked the little Korean kid right out of shopping basket.

Joanna Reece: [at dinner party] Then they sent me back and said, "No, now you have to take off your shoes." And I mean, I'm wearing stilettos, right? What, do I have tiny, little explosives?

Iqbal: You should try being Asian. I get stopped and searched every couple of weeks.