IPPA Computer Quotes in Idiocracy (2006)

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IPPA Computer Quotes:

  • IPPA Computer: If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

  • IPPA Computer: Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!

    [Joe inserts his arm]

    IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!

    Pvt. Joe Bowers: I'm not sure if...

    IPPA Computer: You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?

    Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not correct...

    IPPA Computer: Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?

    Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not, my name is Joe...

    IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."

    Pvt. Joe Bowers: My last name is not "Sure!"

    IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!

    Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, what I mean is my name is Joe...

    IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!

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