Ione Quotes in Detention (2011)
Ione: That's hilarious. What is it?
Clapton Davis: I don't know. It looks like a bong.
Mr. Kendall: Well, Clapton... I'm wet.
Ione: And you lied to me! It is not normal for people's semen to glow in the dark.
Clapton Davis: Billy, she never saw my semen. I swear to God.
Clapton Davis: Ione, did you tell Billy about us?
Ione: Clapton, the small guy always beats the invincible killing machine. You're my Pat Morita!
Clapton Davis: Isn't he dead?
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