Iona Quotes in Pretty in Pink (1986)

Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?

Iona: Changes your diapers?

Duckie: Touché.

Iona: Does he have... strong lips?

Andie: How can you tell?

Iona: Did you feel it in your knees?

Andie: I felt it everywhere.

Iona: Strong lips.

[laughs]

Iona: I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.

Andie: I don't know what I'm doing!

Iona: Wishful make-upping!

Iona: Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.

Andie: Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him...

Iona: Anywhere interesting?

Iona: [finishes stapling records to the window display] Applause, applause, APPLAUSE.