Insurgent Convict Quotes in Pardon Us (1931)

Insurgent Convict: Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing there? Keep off of my head!

Oliver: Pardon me, I'm a stranger here.

Schoolteacher: We shall now have an intelligence test. Who was Columbus?

Prisoner: The mayor of Ohio.

Schoolteacher: [pause] What did he do?

Insurgent Convict: He died.

Schoolteacher: Well, of course he died. Who killed him?

The Tiger: Cock Robin.

Schoolteacher: Who said *that*?

The Tiger: I did.

Schoolteacher: [pause] Correct.