Inspector Winship Quotes in The Private Eyes (1980)
Inspector Winship Quotes:
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Inspector Winship: You know, I have an idea. Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.
Dr. Tart: What is it?
Inspector Winship: What's what?
Dr. Tart: The idea you have?
Inspector Winship: I just told you!
Dr. Tart: What was it?
Inspector Winship: Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.
Dr. Tart: Right! Now that letter was signed 'Lord Morley'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder.
Inspector Winship: How could Lord Morley write us after he was already dead?
Dr. Tart: Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed Lord Morley wrote that letter.
Inspector Winship: If you killed Lord Morley would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?
Dr. Tart: Are you saying *I* killed Lord Morley?
Inspector Winship: (aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me!
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Dr. Tart: You want another glass of pus?
Inspector Winship: No I don't want another glass of pus!
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Justin: This is Inspector Winship and Dr. Tart. They were in the yard.
Inspector Winship: That's FROM the Yard.
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Mr. Uwatsum: How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?
Inspector Winship: Will you pardon me, please?
Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies?
Dr. Tart: ...No, thank you.
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Inspector Winship: For a short person, you have long sentences.
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[the staff are introducing themselves to Winship and Tart]
Jock: [in a slurred and garbled speech] My name is Jock. I'm the groom. I was under Lord Morley's command in India. He had my tongue cut out...
Inspector Winship: Just a second. What did you say?
Dr. Tart: He said,
[imitating Jock's speech, only more garbled]
Dr. Tart: He said that his name is Jock. He was under Lord Morley's command...
Inspector Winship: Will you shut up?
Dr. Tart: [still imitating Jock's speech] That's what he said!
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Inspector Winship: This isn't one of your better inventions. Who ever heard of a gun that went off every hour?
Dr. Tart: Might save your life someday.
Inspector Winship: Yeah, if you have to shoot someone every hour.
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Inspector Winship: You better get a pigeon in case we have to contact The Yard.
Dr. Tart: Right. I'm gonna take Judy. Harold has been under the weather lately; stool has been a little loose.
Inspector Winship: That's too bad. I'll have to put a Get Well card on the bottom of his cage.
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Nanny: [about Lord Morly] He claimed to have the power to return from the dead.
Dr. Tart: They say the wookalars have the power to return from the dead, too, and they only have a brain the size of a pea.
Inspector Winship: In that case, you'd have a hard time getting into the group.
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Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... So.
Inspector Winship: What'd you call me?
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Gas Station Attendant: [to Dr. Tart] Oh say, do you know you got stuff all over your face?
Dr. Tart: Huh?
Gas Station Attendant: You got stuff all over your face.
Inspector Winship: He's oiling his brain.
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