Inspector Todd Quotes in Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

Axel Foley: Inspector T, how you doin'?

Inspector Todd: Where the fuck you been, Foley? And what the fuck is this?

Axel Foley: It's a blue slip.

Inspector Todd: Wh-what in the hell do you need a thousand dollars for?

Axel Foley: A little flash money.

Inspector Todd: Flash money. Well, let's see here - $2,000 for a suit, $200 for a tie, a requisition order for a Ferrari. I'm don't wanna see any more of these blue slips. When am I gonna see some arrest slips?

Axel Foley: I know that you're getting' upset. And I know that you have reason to be upset. But let me tell you something, chief. I am close, I am so close now. I'm closer than I've been, and it-it's makin' me crazy. 'Cause I can smell it, it's in the air. And I smell it. It's

[sniffs]

Axel Foley: I sm- Do you smell it? 'Cause I smell it.

Inspector Todd: All I smell is your bullshit. For six months, I been pourin' money down a bottomless hole. Where the bad guys at the end of this rainbow?

Axel Foley: Wait a second, look. I just thought, that if there was a problem-

Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch. The truth is, this department has fronted you a fortune. And my ass is on the line. I okayed all this shit!

Inspector Todd: "Expert tutelage"? What the fuck have you been telling them?

Axel Foley: 24 hours a day I will be in the car. I will sleep, eat, drink, shit. I will- No, I ain't gonna shit.

[laughs]

Axel Foley: You thought I was gonna really shit. I wouldn't- Wh-what would I look like shitting in the car? I ain't gonna shit. Don't worry about a thing, though. I am on the job. Don't worry about a thing. I'm on the job!

Inspector Todd: THAT'S what I'm afraid of!

Det. Jeffrey Friedman: This is not my office!

Inspector Todd: You're damn right it isn't!