Inspector Gadget Quotes in Inspector Gadget (1999)

Inspector Gadget: I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with it!

Dr. Claw: Oh, how cliché, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.

[Dr. Claw, Kramer and Inspector Gadget look at the camera]

Inspector Gadget: You blew me up and my Chevette. And I really liked that car.

Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go-Go get over it!

Inspector Gadget: I don't get it. Why would you do this?

Dr. Claw: I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks. COMPRENDÉ?

Inspector Gadget: Yeah, I comprendé.

Dr. Claw: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. I comprendo, yo comprendo. Conjugate the word, for pity's sake.

Inspector Gadget: Wowser!

Gadgetmobile: Let's team up: I'll go after them; and you say 10-4!

Inspector Gadget: 10-4?

Gadgetmobile: Right. See ya!

[speeds off after some escaped convicts, leaving Gadget just standing there]

Dr. Brenda Bradford: I'll be with you every step of the way!

Inspector Gadget: Okay. I'd shake your hand, but you might lose an eye.

Gadgetmobile: Who are you, rookie?

Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.

Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.

Inspector Gadget: Are you - Are you talking to me?

Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. It's a Disney movie.

[at Scolex Industries]

Gadgetmobile: Can you find the Scolex Building from here, or should I call the police?

Inspector Gadget: I am the police!

Penny: Hey, wait! What about me?

Gadgetmobile: You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car.

Inspector Gadget: I'm not me anymore. I'm a hardware store!