Inspector Frank Butterman Quotes in Hot Fuzz (2007)
Inspector Frank Butterman Quotes:
Inspector Frank Butterman: I suppose you're wondering why we call them the "Andies"?
Nicholas Angel: They're both called Andrew?
Inspector Frank Butterman: [delighted] They said you were good!
Danny Butterman: Also because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn't it, Dad?
[Danny gets hit on the head with a wastepaper basket]
Danny Butterman: Fuck off!
Inspector Frank Butterman: Thank you, Danny.
[Frank is attempting to have Angel arrested by the other officers]
Inspector Frank Butterman: You're not seriously gonna believe this man, are you? Are you? HE ISN'T EVEN FROM 'ROUND HERE!
Inspector Frank Butterman: I used to believe in the immutable word of the Law. That is until the night Mrs. Butterman was taken from me. You see no-one loved Sandford more than her - she was head of the Women's Institute, chair of the floral committee. When they started the Village of the Year contest, she worked around the clock. I've never seen such dedication. On the eve of the adjudicator's arrival, some travellers moved into Callaghan Park. Before you could say 'gypsy scum' we were knee-deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers. We lost the title. And Irene lost her mind. She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge. From that moment on, I swore that I would do her proud.
Nicholas Angel: Yes, sir. Why is everyone eating chocolate cake?
Inspector Frank Butterman: The Black Forest gateau is on Danny, as punishment for his little indiscretion.
Nicholas Angel: His...? Sir, I don't think driving under the influence can be called a "little indiscretion."
Inspector Frank Butterman: No, the gateau is for misplacing his helmet the other week. Last night's incident will require something a rather more serious. Do you like ice cream?
Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry, sir. I don't follow.
Inspector Frank Butterman: Let's just say that we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month.
Danny Butterman: [annoyed] Daaaaaad!
Inspector Frank Butterman: And he had one thing you haven't got.
Nicholas Angel: What's that, sir?
Inspector Frank Butterman: A great, big, bushy beard!
Nicholas Angel: What the f-!
Inspector Frank Butterman: Sergeant!
Inspector Frank Butterman: We lost the title. And Irene lost her mind. She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sanford Gorge.
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Characters on Hot Fuzz (2007)
- Danny Butterman
- Nicholas Angel
- Underage Drinker #1
- Underage Drinker #2
- Underage Drinker #3
- DS Andy Wainwright
- DS Andy Cartwright
- Sergeant Tony Fisher
- Joyce Cooper
- P.I Staker
- Simon Skinner
- Reverend Philip Shooter
- PC Doris Thatcher
- Dr. Robin Hatcher
- PC Bob Walker
- Heston Services Clerk
- Roy Porter
- Chief Inspector
- Metropolitan Police Inspector
- Tom Weaver
- Annette Roper
- Neighbourhood Watch Alliance
- NWA Members
- Leslie Tiller
- Arthur Webley
- Sergeant Turner