Inspector Burton Quotes in The Parole Officer (2001)

[in the police interview room]

Simon Garden: [smugly] You can't intimidate me.

Inspector Burton: Let me give it a shot. If you open your mouth, I won't lay a finger on you. But you'll go to prison. And when those nonces and those perverts get hold of a clever boy like you - and I'll make sure they do - they'll be queueing up round the block. You're going to end up with an arsehole like a clown's pocket.

Simon Garden: [gulps] That was pretty good.