Insp. Derek Lester Quotes in For Richer or Poorer (1997)

Frank Hall, IRS: Whoa, look, sir. Hey, I know I may be a little new at this but I don't think we shoot people for cheating on their taxes.

Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. You're right. You are new at this.

Frank Hall, IRS: [after Lester fires gun at Brad, breaking his satellite phone] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SHOT AT HIM!

Insp. Derek Lester: He had a gun!

Frank Hall, IRS: HE HAD A PHONE!

Insp. Derek Lester: Oh.

[lowers gun]

Insp. Derek Lester: Well, this should discourage further violations of the tax code.

Frank Hall, IRS: [after both crash into Dunker's Pond and into the sunken taxicab] I think I messed myself, sir.

Insp. Derek Lester: Walk it off, son.