INS Agent Janus Quotes in Men in Black (1997)

INS Agent Janus: [seeing K take an immigrant into custody] Sir! Sir, you can't do that...!

Kay: Don't "Sir" me young man, you have no idea who you're dealing with!

INS Agent Janus: Who are you, really?

Kay: Really?

[puts on a pair of sunglasses]

Kay: I am just a figment of your imagination.

[flashes neuralyzer]

Kay: Damn, what a gullible breed... I'm serious, fellas, you're lucky to be alive after a blast like that.

INS Agent Janus: What blast?

Kay: Underground gas main, genius! You fellas need to exercise a lot more caution before discharging your firearms, I'll tell you that much right now. Especially you.

[points at Janus]

Kay: Now have yourselves checked out with EMS on the other side of the hill before you leave.