Inigo Montoya Quotes in The Princess Bride (1987)


Inigo Montoya Quotes:

  • [repeated line]

    Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  • Westley: Give us the gate key.

    Yellin: I have no gate key.

    Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.

    Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

  • [Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]


    Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • Inigo Montoya: Who are you?

    Man in Black: No one of consequence.

    Inigo Montoya: I must know...

    Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.

    Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

  • Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.

    Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.

    Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.

    Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.

    Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.

    Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

    Vizzini: Enough of that.

    Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

    Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.

    Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

    Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

    Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!

  • Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.

    Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

    Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.

    Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

    Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me?

    Man in Black: Nothing comes to mind.

    Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.

    Man in Black: Throw me the rope.

  • Inigo Montoya: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

    Westley: Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

  • Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.

    Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.

    Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.

    Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?

    Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.

    Man in Black: And what is that?

    Inigo Montoya: I am not left-handed.

    [switches sword to his other hand, and begins to fight far more successfully]

    Man in Black: You are amazing.

    Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.

    Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.

    Inigo Montoya: Tell me.

    Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.

    [switches his own sword to his other hand, suddenly driving Inigo back]

  • Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up?

    Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

    Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

    Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.

  • Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

  • Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

    Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?

  • Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    [Inigo advances on Rugen, but stumbles into the table with sudden pain. Rugen attacks, but Inigo parries and rises to his feet again]

    Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    [Rugen attacks again, Inigo parries more fiercely, gaining strength]

    Inigo Montoya: Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

    Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

    [Rugen attacks, twice. Inigo avoids and wounds Rugen in both shoulders, the same spots where he wounded Inigo. Inigo attacks, bellowing:]


    [Inigo corners Count Rugen, knocks his sword aside, and slashes his cheek, giving him a scar just like Inigo's]

    Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.

    Count Rugen: Yes!

    Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that.

    [He slashes his other cheek]

    Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...

    Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for.

    Count Rugen: Anything you want...

    [Rugen knocks Inigo's sword aside and lunges. But Inigo traps his arm and aims his sword at Rugen's stomach]

    Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!

    [He runs Count Rugen through and shoves him back against the table. Rugen falls to the floor, dead]

  • Man in Black: You've done nothing but study swordplay?

    Inigo Montoya: More pursue than study lately. You see, I cannot find him... it's been twenty years now and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

    Man in Black: Well I certainly hope you find him someday.

    Inigo Montoya: You are ready then?

    Man in Black: Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.

    Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.

    Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.

    Inigo Montoya: Begin.

  • Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.

    Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.

    Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

    Inigo Montoya: What's that?

    Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

  • Miracle Max: You got any money?

    Inigo Montoya: Sixty-five.

    Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.

    Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.

    Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar!

    Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.

    Miracle Max: Your first story was better.

  • Inigo Montoya: You are using Bonetti's Defense against me, ah?

    Man in Black: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.

    Inigo Montoya: Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro?

    Man in Black: Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro. Don't you?

    Inigo Montoya: Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!

  • Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?

    Inigo Montoya: Let me explain.


    Inigo Montoya: No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen.

    Westley: That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.

    Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.

    Westley: I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?

    Inigo Montoya: There is but one working castle gate, and... and it is guarded by 60 men.

    Westley: And our assets?

    Inigo Montoya: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.

  • Inigo Montoya: Do you hear that, Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now.

    Fezzik: The man in black?

    Inigo Montoya: His true love is marrying another tonight, so who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?

  • Fezzik: Inigo?

    Inigo Montoya: What?

    Fezzik: I hope we win.

  • Inigo Montoya: My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.

    [Shows the Man in Black the sword]

    Man in Black: I've never seen its equal.

    Inigo Montoya: The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price. My father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.

    [strokes the scars on his cheeks]

    Man in Black: How old were you?

    Inigo Montoya: I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

  • Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.

    Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

    Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.

    Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

    Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.

    Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy!

    [turning to Fezzik]

    Vizzini: And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?

  • Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

    Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.

  • Inigo Montoya: You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right.

    Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.

  • Inigo Montoya: But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.

    Miracle Max: Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?

    Inigo Montoya: Humiliations galore!

    Miracle Max: That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job.

  • Vizzini: Jump in after her!

    Inigo Montoya: I don't swim

    Fezzik: I only dog paddle.

    Vizzini: AGGHH!

  • Inigo Montoya: [pushing his way through a crowd] Excuse me... Pardon me, please, it's important... Fezzik, please?


    [everybody clears a path]

    Inigo Montoya: Thank you.

  • Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's followed us?

    Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

    Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.

    Vizzini: What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...

  • Inigo Montoya: Where is the Man in Black?

    [the Albino doesn't answer]

    Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, jog his memory.

    Fezzik: [Fezzik strikes the Albino so hard it knocks him out] Sorry, Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard.

  • Westley: Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

    Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you.

    Fezzik: Will this do?

    [hauls out a black cloak]

    Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that?

    Fezzik: At Miracle Max's. It fits so nice, he said I could keep it.

  • Westley: I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

    Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

    Fezzik: Over the albino, I think.

    Westley: Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?

  • Inigo Montoya: [drunk] I am waiting for you, Vizzini! You told me to go back to the beginning... so I have.

    [widen to show Inigo sitting in a heap against a house, swilling from a bottle]

    Inigo Montoya: This is where I am, this is where I'll stay. I will not be moved!

  • Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

  • Inigo Montoya: Hello there. Slow going?

    Man in Black: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.

    Inigo Montoya: [apologetic] Sorry.

    Man in Black: Thank you.

  • Inigo Montoya: I am waiting for Vizzini.

    Fezzik: You surely are a meanie.

    Fezzik: [Inigo looks at him] Hello.

    Inigo Montoya: It's you.

    Fezzik: True!

  • [after Inigo pulls the Man in Black to the top]

    Man in Black: Thank you.

    [He begins to draw his sword, but Inigo motions him to stop]

    Inigo Montoya: We'll wait until you are ready.

    Man in Black: [sheathes sword] Again, thank you.

  • Inigo Montoya: There will be blood tonight!

  • Inigo Montoya: That's a miracle pill?

    Valerie: The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. And you shouldn't go in swimming after, for at least, what?

  • Prince Humperdinck: You truly love each other? Then you might have been truly happy! No couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will

    [Throws the lever on the Machine up to the highest setting]

    Count Rugen: Not to Fifty!

    Westley: [Writhes and howls]

    Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Count Rugen killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.

    Fezzik: The Man in Black?

    Inigo Montoya: His true love is marry Prince Humperdinck tonight, so who else has cause for ultimate suffering?

  • Vizzini: We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. You catch up with us there. If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.

    Inigo Montoya: I'm going to duel him left-handed.

    Vizzini: You know what a hurry we're in!

    Inigo Montoya: Well, is only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right... over too quickly.

    Vizzini: [exasperated] Oh, have it your way.

  • Inigo Montoya: Where is this Count Rugen now, so I may kill him?

    Fezzik: He's in the castle with the prince. But the castle gate is guarded by thirty men.

    Inigo Montoya: How may do you think you could handle?

    Fezzik: I don't think more than ten.

  • Inigo Montoya: [drunk] I do not budge; keep your "ho there".

  • Inigo Montoya: Let's go.

    Fezzik: Where?

    Inigo Montoya: Find the man in black obviously.

    Fezzik: But don't you know where he is.

    Inigo Montoya: Don't bother me with trifles. After 20 years, at last my father's soul will be at peace. There will be blood tonight!

  • Fezzik: [Inigo puts the miracle pill into Westley's mouth] How long do we have to wait, before we know the miracle works?

    Inigo Montoya: You're guess is as good as mine.

    Westley: [Opens his eyes] I'll beat you both apart! I'll take you both together!

    Fezzik: [Promptly covers Westley's mouth] I guess not very long.

  • Inigo Montoya: [falls to his knees] Kill me quickly.

    Man in Black: I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you follow me either...

    [knocks Inigo unconscious]

    Man in Black: Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.

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