Indecisive Video Customer Quotes in Clerks (1994)
Indecisive Video Customer Quotes:
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Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer: [turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer: You hope *what* feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here.
Randal Graves: You'll be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
Jay: [outside; has no idea what's going on] Yeah!
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Characters on Clerks (1994)
- Randal Graves
- Dante Hicks
- Customer with Diapers
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- Veronica Loughran
- Caged Animal Masturbator
- Olaf Oleeson
- Tabloid Reading Customer
- Cat Admiring Bitter Customer
- Bed Wetting Dad
- Video Confusion Customer
- Low I.Q. Video Customer
- Cold Coffee Lover
- Candy Confusion Customer
- Hubcap Searching Customer
- Caitlin Bree
- Burner Looking for Weed
- Willam Black
- Chewlies Gum Rep
- Angry Smoking Crowd
- Woolen Cap Smoker
- Smoker #1
- Smoker #2
- Sign Outside Quick Stop
- Sanford
- #812 Wynarski
- Offended Customer
- Dental School Video Customer