Indecisive Video Customer Quotes in Clerks (1994)

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  • Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?

    Randal Graves: What?

    Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?

    Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.

    Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?

    Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

    Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?

    Randal Graves: Nope.

    Indecisive Video Customer: [turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?

    Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.

    Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!

    Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.

    Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...

    Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

    Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?

    Randal Graves: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

    Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

    Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good.

    Indecisive Video Customer: You hope *what* feels good?

    Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

    Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here.

    Randal Graves: You'll be missed.

    Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!

    [leaves]

    Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

    Jay: [outside; has no idea what's going on] Yeah!

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