Immortan Joe Quotes in Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Immortan Joe Quotes:
Immortan Joe: Ah, mediocre!
Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
[the Mechanic performs a C-section on Angharad]
The Organic Mechanic: Crying shame. Another month, could have been your viable human.
Immortan Joe: Was it a male?
The Organic Mechanic: Yep. Your number one alpha prime.
[cuts the umbilical and twirls it between his fingers]
The Organic Mechanic: Hey, Rictus?
Rictus Erectus: Yeah?
The Organic Mechanic: You lost a baby brother. Perfect in every way.
Rictus Erectus: I had a brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
Nux: Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
Immortan Joe: What is your name?
Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe: No!
[gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux: Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
Immortan Joe: Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.
Miss Giddy: [holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun] They are not your property!
Immortan Joe: Miss Giddy!
Miss Giddy: You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
Immortan Joe: WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
Miss Giddy: She didn't take them, they begged her to go!
Immortan Joe: [points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy] ... Where is she taking them?
Miss Giddy: A long way from you!
[Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]
Immortan Joe: I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
The Bullet Farmer: Come on! I've been called to the torture!
Immortan Joe: Patience!
The Bullet Farmer: Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.
The People Eater: Be careful! Protect the assets!
The Bullet Farmer: Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!
[after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]
War boy: You all right?
Immortan Joe: On, on!
[the bike speeds after the War Rig]
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Characters on Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
- Max Rockatansky
- The Dag
- The Bullet Farmer
- Imperator Furiosa
- The Splendid Angharad
- Keeper of the Seeds
- The Organic Mechanic
- Rictus Erectus
- Cheedo the Fragile
- Miss Giddy
- Red Flare Warrior
- The Valkyrie
- The Vuvalini
- The People Eater
- Ripsaw Imperator
- The Ace
- Glory the Child
- War boy
- Corpus Colossus
- The Rock Rider Chief