Immigration Officer #3 Quotes in Scarface (1983)

Tony Montana: You a communist? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baah! Baah!

Immigration Officer #3: I don't have to listen to this bullshit!

Tony Montana: You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the fuckin' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I'm no fuckin' criminal, man. I'm no puta or thief. I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my fuckin' human rights, now!

[slams desk]

Tony Montana: Just like the President Jimmy Carter says. Okay?

Immigration Officer #1: Carter should see this human right. He's really good. What do you say, Harry?

Immigration Officer #3: I don't believe a word of this shit! They all sound the same to me. That son of a bitch Castro is shittin' all over us. Send this bastard to Freedom Town. Let them take a look at him. Get him outta here.

Tony Montana: You know somethin'? You can send me anywhere. Here, there, this, that; it don't matter. There's nothing you can do to me that Castro has not done.

Immigration Officer #3: Get him outta here!

Immigration Officer #3: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pussy?

Tony Montana: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?

[Tony smiles]

Tony Montana: This was when I was a kid, ya know?

Immigration Officer #3: Mm-hmm.

Tony Montana: You should see the other kid. You can't recognize him.

Immigration Officer #3: [forcing Tony to show a tattoo on his hand] And this?

Tony Montana: Oh, that's nothing, man. That's for my sweetheart.

Immigration Officer #3: Sweetheart, my ass! We've been seein' more and more of these. Some kind of code these guys used in the can. Pitchfork means an assassin or somethin'. You wanna tell us about it, Montana, or do you wanna take a little trip to the detention center?

Tony Montana: [pause] Okay, you got me. I was in the can one time. For buying dollars. Big, big deal.

Immigration Officer #3: That's pretty funny, Tony.

Tony Montana: Well, that's true. It was a Canadian tourist.

Immigration Officer #3: Hmm. What'd ya do? Mug him first?