Immigration Officer Quotes in Total Recall (1990)
Immigration Officer Quotes:
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Immigration Officer: [to the Fat Lady] Have you brought any fruits or vegetables on the planet?
Fat Lady: [with a big smile] Two weeks.
Immigration Officer: Excuse me?
Fat Lady: [ticcing with her mouth] Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo...
Richter: [walks by and looks back to the Fat Lady]
Fat Lady: Two...
[moving her lips with her hands, then moving her head uncontrollably]
Richter: Quaid.
[yelling]
Richter: That's Quaid!
Everett: Where?
Richter: That woman! Get him! Her!
[runs to her]
Everett: Arrest that woman!
Richter: Get that woman!
[a disorder in the hall]
Fat Lady: [screaming and moving her head, touches her ear as if it is a switch, her wig fells off]
[the masks opens and Quaids head becomes visible]
Douglas Quaid: Catch!
[and throws the mask to the soldiers]
Fat Lady: Get ready for a surprise!
[and the mask explodes in the soldiers' faces]
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Immigration Officer: How long will you be staying in this country, sir?
Wallace: That's a very good question.
Immigration Officer: Yes, I thought so, too.
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Immigration Officer: Are you here for business or pleasure?
Heymar 'Wulfgar' Reinhardt: Pleasure, I hope.
Immigration Officer: Welcome to the United States.
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Immigration officer: Where were you born?
Rudy: What?
Immigration officer: Read my lips, El Paco. Where were you born?
Rudy: I was born in East L.A., man.
Immigration officer: Sure, sure. If you were born in East L.A., then who's the president of the United States?
Rudy: I-I don't know, that guy, that guy who was on T.V., the guy in the cowboy hat... he used to be on "Death Valley Days"... uh, John Wayne!
Immigration officer: Get him out of here.
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Immigration officer: What do we got here? Looks like a bean in a beanbag.
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Immigration officer: I don't know where you learned to speak English so good, Rudy Roo or Loopty Loo, or whatever your name is!
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Immigration Officer: Is that some kind of Beatles haircut?
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Immigration Officer: What is your purpose of your visit to the United Kingdom?
Emmannuelle Prevert: To make some friends with ze British.
Immigration Officer: Is the purpose of your visit business or pleasure?
Emmannuelle Prevert: Pleasure... definitely.
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Immigration Officer: What is your husband's occupation?
Emmannuelle Prevert: I am!
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[Tanya and Artyom have just arrived at Heathrow International Airport]
Immigration Officer: How long do you intend to stay in the U.K.?
Tanya: I don't know, yet.
Immigration Officer: How much money do you have?
Tanya: [To Artyom] Skol'ko u nas deneg tochno? (Exactly how much money do we have?)
Artyom: [To Immigration Officer] Uhh... eighty-five dollars.
Immigration Officer: Not very much, is it?
Tanya: Yes.
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[Tanya's English fiancé, Mark Wallow, has failed to meet her and Artyom at Heathrow]
Tanya: I'm sorry... just for... few... wo-words. I need political as-asylum.
Immigration Officer: Political asylum?
Tanya: Yes. Because... because my life is very dangerous in Moscow.
Artyom: [Watching through a glass partition] Okhuyela chto li? (Has she fucking lost it?)
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